audio shitposting meme thread

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  1. tzzsmk

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    ProTip: don't record anything to prevent such problems
     
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    @reto My man, why you gotta have a dagger with my name on it? I ain't ever said nothin' mean to ya but you put me out like this?! :(
     
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    Toys are for babies. You know how men will decide whether the length of a skirt is sexy or not? You start from the waist and start moving down the legs.

    At the waist it's like damn bitch hide your pussy, that's mines. But then you move down the thigh 3 inches & it's like perfect stop right there!

    Then the skirt just moves down further while you're like NONONONOOO then you move past the knees & it's like DAMN BITCH JUST PUT ON MY GRANDMOTHERS NIGHT GOWN, WHY DON'T YA?!

    Well... It's the same for women. You move from the thiccest string gauge where maybe Cindy might give it up once a week if you're lucky. Then the string gauge starts getting thinner & women start turning up more regularly. 6 string guitars get 3 chicks per string. Which is why guitarists never show up to practice.

    That's all well & good but I have a 6 string bass which is the best of both worlds. I get to have Cindy over on Thursday because she enjoys the higher C string.

    But her mom who is more mature and knows bassists are where it's at, gets to come over Friday morning because she likes my low B string while I enjoy both of their G strings in the same weekend with spare time to slap the remaining strings I got left.

    (But those djent tards start adding more strings as they move into baritone categories until eventually it's just a bass guitar. That's why Djent attracts only bassists to their shows, because their guitars are just skinny basses that regular fat stringers are curious about)

    Moral of the story is chicks can't hear below 5k Khz until they start getting older then reach a level of hearing loss where they can only feel the vibration of bass in their pussies, facts!
     
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    this is what the pros used to do to record hard bass (with some random sounds, some human noises idk) with extra buzz. everything circulating now is sampled from it lol.
     
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    @reto.. The Bm thing was clever.
     
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    man... it's more like the other way around :D priorities I guess
     
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