Collaboration wanted. 10 million + views in a month guaranteed!

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  1. The Pirate

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    Why? It is obvious, I am an artist. The problem with today's market is that perverts like you don't care about talent. All you care about is ass, tits, and pussy. Shame on you! Plain and simple, I want to be known for my music. If you don't have what it takes to produce me, look elsewhere because my ass and pussy aint for sale.
     
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  2. recycle

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    It’s a fake!
    This was the original audio of the asian chick performance:
     
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  3. Ŧยχøя

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    Ok.. finally somebody beats Dennis Chambers in my drummers list,
    at least on the lower limbs department.. [​IMG]
     
  4. The Pirate

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    Another fucking pervert:dunno:
     
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  6. KungPaoFist

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    Whenever I show muh balls I usually get a few ganders on the intertube. You down?
     
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    they got that thick bAss yo know?
     
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    I saw few months ago Brooke Candy Live Performance and some of her fans slap and touch her ass!
    And they was happy as small kids in candy store. Perverts!
    I can't find that video but I probably found a pic with those perverts.
    Maybe it was on her instagram story or somewhere.
    Whatever. The point is that half of those 20 million viewers will act the same. Fucking perverts!

    [​IMG]




    Take this Perverts!

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. The Pirate

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    I got a better one, like an 808
     
  10. droplet

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    I play a hot triangle.
    Am I in?
     
  11. MarkSlater

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    Enough is never enough! :cool:
     
  12. droplet

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    DAT stuff's not nasty, it's NASTY! :bleh:
     
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    I think we could start with the lyrics:

    maybe something like:

    I am looking for a he or a she
    to take me - take me - take me
    to the next level - O me!
    I am looking for a master producer

    It is a no brainer


    I don't want
    no wannabes
    someone with experience
    no mickey mouse wannabes

    Se-ri-ous-ly
    I am looking out for my tits and ass.
    compare those girls to me
    Bunch of amateurs you see


    my master
    take me to the next level
     
  14. demberto

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    Here you go, take some of the finest samples, recorded with drums made of rare earth metals and pure CNG compressors
     

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    I call these Xtreme Rare Pro Max XXX Edition samples

    WARNING: These samples are so rare, your DAW might not even load them. In that case use VLC
     
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    what´s wrong with air compressors?

    mr. bach has been using those with success.

    no tits, no asses, no google spam, just musical events stringed together.



    71 million views.

    now you know what you have to do.
     
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  17. Lois Lane

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    If you have a recent STD and Covid test and wear a full body condom, then and only then might she even entertain the idea of playing her steamy, moist and extremely hot golden triangle (described by a close associate of mine as akin to a velvet lined oven) (of course you will need what it takes to her satisfaction in the way of a triangle mallet).
     
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    Y'all disgust me.

     
  19. droplet

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    To make a beautiful music I must infect her with my incredible ritmo! ritmo melodia and then contropunto!
    we will then infect the entire world and receive zillions of like!



    71 million views with nothing sexy?!
     
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  20. Xupito

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    Not quite. I'm nasty. I deserve enough
    Instant new best-pal. Comrade @Ŧยχøя, my man !! :wink:
    Enough enough. Move on guys.
    What was the topic again? Oh, it's from @The Pirate . Doesn't matter then
     
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