What can I say?
Shit happens

 

sounds like a great ad
"Shit happens. But when it does, PAMPERS."

 

Always bust out the flashy anime plugins around clients but do all the stuff under the hood with Kilohearts when they leave.

We really should have a fully functional GUI with nothing but horse dud under the hood for those muffs nuts clients. A gooey that pleases the eyes, turns you on then leaves the room hoping this was enough.

But then again we will have a whole market full of plugins that literally don't do anything but hold it's GUI in place because rappers would start figuring out what those plugins are on instagram so we would need more to keep the illusion going.

Wait a minute, we might be living in that time now...

 

A hidden dry/wet knob is all you need

 

One knob isn't enough for some knob heads, sometimes those knobs have to be plural.

Trust me dumbfuck rappers will think what they think & be gods among people so any explanation to them sounds like ants talking through the bottom of an empty double cup of lean.

 

I meant a plugin with an interface like the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon, with the dry/wet knob hidden so nobody will know it does fuck all lol.

But you give me an idea. A single dry/wet knob and the plugin is called hydrophonics.

Edit : ok it can add +3db, just so it sounds better.

 

LOL That's the magic trick, isn't it?

 

So true. Don't even use a lame one-knob cheap VST.
Just put a fake metallic fancy knob with customizable text label (ie bass enhancer) that's just the damn volume. And three more that move randomly and do nothing at all.
Oh man that must be the "ultimate secret mixing technique the Pros don't want to talk about"

 

@Xupito doesn't your name always make you think of a pissed off Latino chick in traffic trying to pronounce "STUPIDO" but can't because of her sexy accent so she resorts to using your screenname by default?

I think so & there's not a god damn thing you can say to change my mind.

 

@Smartito

 

Tostitos, if you don't do 'dis then all 5 of my discounted fingers are going to stay cheesy during my nacho dippin' & thas no bueno, cmon flatten my con queso.

 

Last edited: Mar 23, 2021

Controversial?

 

..tosSTiTOOSSS!

 

Not controversial just deeply & regrettably true on any forum or personal household fame.
I think you might have won the thread though

 

when you finally get rid of ProTools

 

[RESERVED TO INSULT PROPERLY THOSE @Roject and @Donut Nyamer FUCKERS]

 

Last edited: Mar 24, 2021

Done

 

Yeah, beat the dud of my horse gud, slap the back of mine head & bonk me over the gnome cut then don't forget to laugh at that soundtrack afterwards because everyone knows that's just how you behave when I meowth the rest of your donut hole gud.