"Drummers think they're Royalty, but in reality they're just Madmen.."
The Guitologist c.a. 2020

 

but girls dig em.

 

Right, in the end they're the only ones that get laid.. lol

 

But not in Germania :D

 

Not.
From my experience:
1 - frontman singer
2 - guitar/ drums
3 - bass

 

I guess frontman/singer doesn't count because it is... part of the job, no ?

 

They're not only getting paid, they're also getting laid. The only thing remotely close to getting laid to the bassist is his wallet after his 8th bass guitar purchase.

Don't kick the fucker when he's down though man, he just only found out he's not getting paid. Let him process that first.

 

24bit/192kHz Straight from Your Vagina

 

To be complete it needs a Subwoofer in the butt, and a Disco Ball (with Lasers) for a head..

 

Last edited: Mar 11, 2021

compare a drummer's body to a guitarist or keyborder 's body

 

Well not always,
Dennis Chambers, Chad Wackerman or Terry Bozzio might not be the Sportiest kids on the block..

But yeah they still could, and surely will rip your heart off with one of them Chopsticks if mentioned,
don't feed the Chimps as they say..