how to sell my soul for fame in the music biz?

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  1. Donut Nyamer

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    Yes you're right, it is a matter of something else. It's basically about 7 troubling pages of OP hell bent on either succin or taking up the rear for a couple of plays on soundcloud for music he hasn't even made.
     
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  2. Music Industry-er

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    dont fret people. ill be back here to recruit more of you from this forum once i make it in the industry.
     
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    Btw, you could also Tatoo your entire face and become and emo-kinky celebrity like Post Malone..
     
  4. Donut Nyamer

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    I've removed all the frets from my bass, consider it de-fretted. It's more fretless than the bass Jaco Pastorious played. The only one still fretting is you because nobody whipped their dicks out for you.
    Ah the classic; "you'll be sorry & will wish you let me suck your dicks. But I'll be back & will let you suck my dick when I'm Birdman!" quote
     
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  5. Donut Nyamer

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    OP is trying to offer up what Tinder does for free but in exchange for shitty beats that don't exist yet.
    What a fucking deal yo.
     
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  6. Music Industry-er

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    not at all. its you suck me you get a good deal. once i make it.
     
  7. Donut Nyamer

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    Pages after pages you've been saying how sorry we're going to be once you make it with those beats you didn't make but have accumulated dick sucking skills in the same time frame you should have been practicing music instead.

    You'll be back tomorrow to ask our dicks if they have changed their minds yet.
     
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    great thread and some important points brought up. I recently had this thought at what people do to get "recognition". I recently came accross an "artist" (if this is the correct term) named Ashnikko. If I were to pursue a soul-selling route I'd suggest checking her out, her style and message. DO a gender-studies course, aquaint ppl strongly linked to the LGBT society and the SJW circles, step out as an activist of some sort, talk and sing about racial issues, oppresion of the liberals, partisan politics, or climate change, but I think racism wd do the bit the best (like David Guetta after the George Floyd incident). Or try writing something of the likes of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring, which caused quite a havoc during its premiere and now is the most prolific pieces of music. See also what a decent dose of psychedelics would have to tell you...and kindly share the insights and recipes for success if you can.
     
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    We already told him to get on the cover of Chicks with Dicks magazine then get mailed to Billy Madisons mailbox.
     
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    Hi Foster! Your new persona perhaps?
     
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    We'll see, if OP goes to the crossroads as Robert Johnson...
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    ...but returns from there as Robert Djentson.
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    Then, we will all be sorry but it will be too late then.
     
  12. dashfiss

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    Selling your soul won't help at all of course. And whatever you do, do not use loops. If you can't make better stuff than the loops, ANY LOOP at the sister site - you will not get anywhere in the biz, not even if you had a 1000 years. Loops = amateur mom's basement stuff.
     
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    If it's Foster, we already know what's going on anyway. If not, then we now have a new idiot messing up the forum with his moronic ejaculations. Blessed are the lunatic, for theirs is the attention...
     
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    True we should have mentioned that using bare loops is equivalent to selling your soul. Also what the fuck is a Foster? An Australian brew?

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    Foster is the synonym for completely deranged individuals who try to cope with their illness in the form of imbecile contributions, to the annoyance/amusement of the rest of the forum members.

    Usually, it looks like this:

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    Oh then yes his name is Foster or refx nexus 3 then lol
     
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    Your question is so foreign to me. I come at it like: music is about creating something that is an expression of who you are and you enjoy making it. It allows you to communicate and find some release. There are so many bands that didn't blow up and you know what...most of the times those are the ones I love the most. What is it about fame that you're so intrigued by? Is it the money or you get to act like a bigshot? I don't know, I could care less about either of those two things. Not to say that I wouldn't mind having money, after all money solves a lot of problems but I just don't think that's the kind of thing that's going to make me happy. Remember eps1.0_hellofriend of my Mr. Robot?: "That's what you're wrong about Rohit. I don't give a shit about money." That's me, literally. Plus, being famous comes with it's own baggage.

     
  18. MetaCastle

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    It is easy just follow the agenda of the triangle loving club and they will make it happen but you will need to follow exactly what they are doing not a single deviation from their plans is allowed make songs that worship their gods in a very unnoticeable way preach their ideology in you lyrics in you melody and if you done correctly you will be successful you will have money, fast cars, big houses, beautiful hot girls or hot guys what you prefer
     
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    .... steve Faoki??
     
  20. Donut Nyamer

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    :rofl:Boy... Am I glad I literally just finished the last sip in my coffee cup.
     
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