To be fair the type of dress you wear is the type Agent 47's company wears when they forgive him for his synths & trigger finger arrangements of Black Friday proportion + smoking GAS of Cyber Monday extortion.

So I wouldn't book a gynecologist appointment just yet my guy.

Besides, in a studio like yours you have no choice but to wear Catholic menswear.

Because; how can you even stand up to go to the shitter? You can only do squats in place to wipe your own ass like that kid Adam Sandler adopted when he was flexing his father skills in Big Daddy.

 

that is a tailless mouse. watch out for EMF!

 

This guy love dresses so much he had the balls and he cut them off!!!

 

Yeah EMF can be unbelievable :

 

I have two suggestions that have worked out really well for me. The first is to put the microphone completely in your mouth which will negate any room issues that you have. The second is to sing naked because of the added vocal control over pitch. Squeeze your balls for the higher notes and pull them down for a deeper bass.

Your welcome, Lenny.

 

There's "stop cupping the mic, dumbass" t-shirts. Then there's this suggestion:

If you put that shit on a shirt, I would wear it every day for weeks proudly.

There's also "your bassist is a useless cunt" ball caps.

 

can't wait for the "glenn fricker is a fat fuck" waifubeaters

 

Don't be crazy!! These actions could be dangerous for both his low end and his high end.
Singers should touch their balls ONLY before singing live.

 

Glenn Fricker used to be a fat fuck T-Shirts should be made. I'd bet you Glenn would wear one too.

 

I've gotta cut down on the ketamine. I don't even remember moving this to the humor section.