H20, reminding you to go have some right now!

It's the weekend so you're all probably more dehydrated than petrified wood right about now.

So go & drink the water. It's good for you.
I just drank half a gallon in 5 hours, not flexin on ya.



HydroHomie out!

 

I don't know if this is a joke, but just in case it isn't - all of hydration idiots should fuck off and let people trust their own organisms when it's about thirst

 

Drink coke everyday

 

Nope just a friendly reminder to not forget water especially on the weekend when everyone has wasted their liver to piss water instead of reinvigorating it with clean water.

Sounds like you need some water, I'm less grumpy when I've had some water.

Oh shit. But do you drink water behind it?

 

well guess what, my body tells me when it needs water because I get thirsty, I don't have to remember to drink lmao... and yeah, especially when I get wasted on saturday night, guess what, I'm fucking thirsty on sunday. And what about you, do you need to write to drink water on sundays in the calendar? just lol

 

It's just water, why so mad?

 

Thanks for the reminder

 

If only the human body had some way of telling the brain when it was necessary to drink water we wouldn't have this problem.

 

It would be way more smarter if you murdered your thirst instead of your liver at parties.

 

Man, this is humor section... Relax.

 

Yeah I was just joshin but you know
H20 sip before you swallow
or
H20 try before you buy
but whatever you do, H20

 

Before reading a thread, it is always a good idea to look up the section in which it was created. It saves a lot of

 

I feel personally attacked by this thread.

I need to drink more water.

 

That's why I'm here being a HydroHomie, reminding you all to have a cup of water so you feel better today & have a more productive writing day tomorrow.

 

I`d be careful though...



You never know what`s coming your way

 

If a Sharknado came my way I would just open my mouth wider than that cat I posted above so I can be hydrated quicker than that moisted duster.

 

ok, ok, drink water in moderation.. just stay away from this.. it messed my life badly


jp, i know the chem name is fucked up

 

Holy shit I was about to ask for mandatory story time until I finally read the word out loud so I'm glad you have no story to tell.

 

Funny

 

Are you from Ethiopia?