this weekend my wife has made 10 jars of jam, 3 pies, 2 loaves of bread, a dozen scones, 1 plum crumble, whilst i have been busy making beef casserole, tomato and chilli chutney, attending the allotment, scrumping damsons from the allotment neighbours and listening to classicFM, what the fecking hell is going on????? mind you we didn't have any grandchildren visiting so that's a bonus
I wish women and men had the capability to actually do that these days... I would love to have some hawt girl make me 3 pies, 2 loaves of bread(can be her breasts also) a dozen scones and 1 plum crumble *yes* YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!
I can't remember exactly what I prepared or even eaten during the weekend which where I live it's more like a last man standing contest.
I ate 10 Branston Pickle and cheese sandwiches since yesterday.. One of the few English foods I can get my hands on in Florida.. so once in a while I splurge 5 bucks on a jar and eat it one after another.. breakfast, lunch and dinner. Oh and.. old age doesn't creep.. it smacks u upside the head with a baseball bat... then says... HAHAHAHAHAHA..
Man you think you have it bad, I had to read about all the amazing food you're eating. Woody Allen on aging: "I find it a lousy deal. There's no advantage in getting older. I'm 74 now. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get more kindly. Nothing good happens. Your back hurts more. You get more indigestion. Your eyesight isn't as good. You need a hearing aid. It's a bad business getting older, and I would advise you not to do it." chopin4525
It dawned on me last Xmas when one of my favourite presents was a "Gentleman`s hair remover." Who`d have thunk it? You reach 40 and go through a second pseudo puberty that involves nasal and ear hair! Gots ma Gentleman`s strimmer tho, so it`s all gravy!
"Always look on the bright side of AHHHHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS OH GAWD TOO FUCKING BRIGHT IT BURNS!!!!"
Where do you live One Reason? I live in Daytona Beach and me mum is English and she buys stuff at a store called Penny Lane. And I know of two English restaurants in Orlando.
SirSillySausage has the "Post of the Year" to date in my mind! And, everyone else who has responded? Just a top notch bunch of fella`s. Thanks for the laugh. Loves a bit of community me, see, now I`m fillin up....
Yeah, all you sprightly younglings better be prepared, there's a lot of tough stuff coming your way in the future. “Getting old is not for sissies” - Bette Davis
We should be thankful we made it this far I guess. By the way, Im just south of Jacksonville, in Middleburg (middle of nowhwhere)
Especially me, I feel like I've really pushed the limits of what the human body can handle. Sounds like heaven.