what is really Softube?

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  1. tzzsmk

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    with such special name, I genuinely wonder if that's an undisclosed fork project of Redtube or something like that,

    I mean...reading between the lines through their "Our Story" section, let me quote a few: "...You have to go deeper...Strive for perfect accuracy...", they even mention "...Snapshot methods of modeling..."

    :crazy:

     
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  3. phumb-reh

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    But you know, "soft" and those other... things shouldn't really go together, should they now?
     
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  4. Roject

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    Soft Tube is like Red Tube but soft :wink:
     
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  5. Bandit

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    I am more wondering, is it that good? Is it seriously good stuff? If so, why?
     
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    That was just a typo, the company was originally supposed to be called Softlube. :rofl:
     
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  7. Gyorgy Ligeti

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    It is one of the most important and renowned audio companies in the world, on a par with Brainworx and UAD. Their products are fantastic, after all, now that R2R has brought them to us as gifts, you can check for yourself how they sound...
     
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  8. audiozuser76

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    Really (genuine) Softube is, when you see the R2R Logo as certificate of authenticity!
     
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  9. Charlomagne

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    Softube should rename it to Fastcraked.
     
  10. morris

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    sure... lol
     
  11. tzzsmk

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    and then, there's actually famous intellectual property series called DontBreakMe, not a coincidence if you ask me
     
  12. darknight

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    Overpricube
     
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    For those that can't get it up, but still like to look.......poor fekkers.
     
  15. mrpsanter

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    These are some of the very best in the industry.
    Some of their software products can easily be compared to their hardware counterparts.
     
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    Best Answer
    There is a relationship. Both have many offerings but only a few are really worth doing something with ;).
    In other wards asking what's the best plugin is like asking what the best r..tube video is. Different strokes for different folks. Pun intended.
     
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  17. SineWave

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    Speaking of soft, micro and soft always cracks me the most. :rofl:

    First of all the metaphorical meaning regarding their hugely bloated software, and second also metaphorical meaning but much, much more kinkier. :rofl:
     
  18. SEnki

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    I think the name is just that, keeps you in check so you can focus and be productive. Plugins such as VMR and Soothe, for example, give people such a hard on that they forget they can function with other plugins. Thus the name Softube, really is telling you what you're in for.
     
  19. starkid84

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    for those whom sarcasm is lost on.... Softube = "Soft'"ware - tube.
     
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    So I heard... UAD is actually outsourcing to softube.....
     
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    https://www.softube.com/about
    We are a company that continues to lead the industry with highly-reviewed, award-winning plug-ins and integrated hardware/software systems that make computer-based studios as intuitive, inspiring, and effective as possible. We are hated by those who can't afford the prices of our highly-reviewed, award-winning plug-ins. Those haters are the same ones who would run to AudioZ to download non-legit copies of our highly-reviewed, award-winning plug-ins, and who later will show up on Audio Sex asking cracking teams to release updates of our highly-reviewed, award-winning plug-ins. Notably, even after they have their hard drives full of Softube plugins which they did not paid for, they continue to complain about the price of our highly-reviewed, award-winning plug-ins. As @The Pirate would say: WHAT THE FUCK? modafakars be happy with dat crack you got for NewYear and wait 'til the next wave.
     
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