The Pirate tells AudioZ and AudioSex: It is time to say goodbye my friends

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Feb 23, 2020.

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  1. The Pirate

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    A drunkard and a liar. I was born in Somalia but grew up in Venezuela and was amazing at Spanish. Moved to New York where Spanish was optional and dropped like a good hobbit. :rofl:Asi es la vida!
     
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  2. Stryves

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    I see you quoted me out of context... Thereforeskin, I shall no longer remain neutered myself.

    My reference to Sam being the bad hobbit and Gollum being the good was a trickery, a play on za words if you will.

    You didn't drop Spanish like a Good Hobbit, but rather a very bad one sir Pirate. You are a very bad hobbit. Perhapos you are past good bye now, you are at a very "good" daye.

    (That was a play on words too.)

    Any typo's today are brought yo tou by our good friends at Black Cellar. Great wines, great friends, conversations that start wars.

    OMFG start wars. Star wars was a typo of START WARS.

    I need more Black Cellar/.
     
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  3. The Pirate

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    Go get drunk or drunker (is this a proper English word? :dunno:) Because of people like you, and @Xupito who constantly criticize me, and others like @Gyro Gearloose who calls me a stupid Somali pirate I made the decision to leave this fucking place. I am going to Gearwhores where the real pros are. Fuck bye, I meant to say good bye.

    I almost forgot that Morrisey-Bob Dylan wannabe poet @Lois Lane, always trying to confuse the stupid Somali pirate with words I never heard or seen before in my muffakin life.
     
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    @Gyro Gearloose and @Lois Lane , this is all your fault. @Xupito you too. This was supposed to be just a friendly convo, now the Pirate is cursing again and threatenthing to leave with Bob Dylan and Hanson./

    This truly is a different time.
     
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  5. The Pirate

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    And I forgot to mention the Bob Clearhill wannabe recording engineer @No Avenger who has been lurking in the background thinking that the serious topic that we are discussing is funny and agreeing with all the shit you have stated. And people wonder why pop music sounds so shitty nowadays. It is the engineers' fault.
     
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  6. Stryves

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    I agree. I'm tempted to topple the pop bubble.
     
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  7. Xupito

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    Who calls me? Oh, it's not me... well, just in case...
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    Nonsense. Blow me motherflower.
    Well my, of course. Didn't you read my signature? :disco:
     
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  8. Stryves

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    Hey man, I put respect on your name, you got your own sentence. I specified you specifically. :shalom:
     
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  9. Xupito

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    Get in the queue.
     
  10. Sacculus

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    I don't follow the story but all I can say is that Pirat is a mentor who give me the right advices about my demos and have constructive mind
     
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  11. Smoove Grooves

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    ...is not The Pirate.
    So I imagine that The Pirate was the one who actually helped you?
     
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    first things first, pirate from as or AZ?
     
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    Nope, you belong to us now, get back in the omnisphere forum until you change this attitude
     
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    Never go boss! :)
     
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    Exactly
    You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
     
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  16. samsome

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    i still don't understand who are you all
     
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  17. KungPaoFist

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    Please dont go... I've been in love you ever since I saw your avatar... just give me 3 more minutes...
     
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    Don't feel bad, I sometimes don't understand who I am either. :rofl:
    :hahaha:
     
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  20. Xupito

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    My goodness... that's really scary... am I assimilated?
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    OMG :lmao::lmao::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
    Go for it man!! Props to your romantic tool :rofl::rofl:
     
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