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@Olymoon Please delete my account. Thank you.

 

Is this your subtle way of telling me I should leave?
I'll do that, just as soon as I wake up from this trance.

 

...But no other avatar can give the gift of wood like yours though...

 

Really... again?
Those Russians...

At least MAGA wasn't about twerking, your last passion...

 

I would, but as you are Russian, you know I would expose myself to my soup being stolen and sold to the better payer ....
I'm too afraid to do that, I cant take that risk, specially because there will be elections in my island where I leave alone, and I'd like to win them.

 

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from shooting yourself.

 

There an old (invented) Gallic proverb that says:
"You have to laugh before the sky falls on your head
You have to laugh to prevent the sky to fall"

 

A guy walks by a group of six year olds at a birthday party in a park where a clown is entertaining children with balloons. The squeaking of rubber, squeals of delight..."I want a puppy", cries the birthday girl, "It has a blue tail and pink legs!!". The guy overhears what the little girl says, stops abruptly in his tracks, turns and marches tight hipped and tighter lipped in a bee line directly over to the circle of children, pushes past the clown and hovers over the now terrified child. "PUPPIES ARE NOT THE COLOR OF CRAYONS, YOU STUPID LITTLE IDIOT, IF YOU....Those are the man’s last earthly words. With all but the faintist sound of a whispering whistle and a thin trail of blue smoke marking out it’s trajectory, a pea sized meteorite hurls down from the bright blue sky and hits the man directly on the crown of his skull. The man’s face turns slack and he crumbles down in a heap on the ground at her feet. A solemn hush falls over the party. A few seconds tick away, but then the clown with that huge smile painted on his face and his big floppy shoes hands the little girl her puppy balloon and says, “Well…who’s next?”. Immediately the children all call out…ME, ME, ME…and the party continues, the children picking out their favorite animals for the clown to make in any color that they ask for and in any shape they want. The smiles on their little faces says it all.

 

@The Pirate
Do You still have big collection of midi files?
Do You uploaded it somewhere before?
Can You share with me before You delete Your account?
How much it weight?
It is like a wife or more like her mother?

 

The Pirate drops this and a very belated welcome back to Catalyst!

 

Cyber stalker. Reported.

Oh, aren't they nice these short one liners? And you don't get tired. Now I get why @No Avenger is so good at it. Worth it. Gotta practice more

 

It has to be first defined what is meant by great.

PS:
You can't cite any point in history that everyone claims to be great like in our time. Everyone says we are great but such a thing doesn't exist in practice. Greatnesses are limited and everyone doesn't own them.

 

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Yes, I do.

Yes, I did.

No, I cant do that. It is against the rules to request and to share those type of items.

The MiDi files or my twat?

Ask the grandmother.

 

NO! I would never say such a thing.

Please, hurry before they shut this bitch down due to COVID 19!

 

You must be Greek because you sound like a philosopher or maybe you are philosopher because you write like a Greek.

 

I once became a philosopher overnight after drinking like a Greek.

 

MASGA!

True history is wiped out by burning books, by killing people, by pulling down statues, by erasing the word of another.

 

To all those members that contacted me by PM asking for my nude photos before I leave, you must contact @No Avenger and answer his favorite question: What do you like to insert in your master buss?

Here is a preview for those who cant wait:

Spoiler: Only Fans

 

I tried to warn 'em but when tits are involved they lose their shit

PS. Not playing cool, I would too, I just have them pics