Sex, sex, sex - that's all that's ever pushed.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by eldarktufa, Oct 10, 2020.

  1. eldarktufa

    eldarktufa Guest

    Here's some great news for you:

    Nurturing is a million times more important than sex. Our ancestors had this down to a fine art but
    these days we've turned ourselves into touch-starved morons. Try nurturing, touching, caressing, caring for the person you're with. Leave sex out of it for about an hour or two or three...

    In fact, make caring and nurturing No.1 of your being together.

    Postpone the coc* and cu*nt ritual you know so well and pay attention to satisfying skin-hunger for both of you. The skin is the largest, most sensitive organ of the body. It's not unknown for all sorts of emotions to surface during nurturing, like rage, grief and sorrow - for all those years you've missed out on nurturing. Learn to play that organ again and all kinds of crazy good stuff can happen, including to your music.

    PS: put the clock away!!!
     
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  3. Bermuda Triangle

    Bermuda Triangle Ultrasonic

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    clock or cock?:bleh:
     
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  4. rootwits

    rootwits Producer

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    It's in the name of the site FFS, we should change it to audionurturing.pro, or is it neutering? :rofl:
     
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  5. eldarktufa

    eldarktufa Guest

    Who is the "we" that should change it? I didn't say I was right, or that you had to do it my way. Ask your own questions...find your own answers. IOW, walk the walk and take responsibility for it.

    FWIW, I'm quite happy with the name of the site. It's a good name.
     
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  6. eldarktufa

    eldarktufa Guest

    I guess I was anticipating that response :) But it's cool.
     
  7. rootwits

    rootwits Producer

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    Just joking man, jeez!
     
  8. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    I really dig the caresses, hugs and all the good stuff before the penetration

    Being a really bad and mean person only occasionally I can put this to practice. Typically with some Tinder clueless girl who doesn't know how bad has chosen.
    But they usually like that before sending me to Slate... I mean to Hell.
     
  9. lasteno

    lasteno Platinum Record

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    Justin Vuever
    ? is that you=
     
  10. Colin

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    Auralsex would have been a better title to start with! :)
     
  11. Boosire

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    I promise i'll undress and take the gloves off for once tonight, will keep you posted on those emotions.
     
  12. reliefsan

    reliefsan Audiosexual

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    i read the name audisex like this:

    sex= ultimate pleassure?
    audio-sex=even greater pleasssure (than sex) AND satisfaction (lots of fustration too at time lol)
     
  13. m.sarti

    m.sarti Producer

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    Some people get right to the sex because the immediate intensity is a quick shot to the physical rush that masks or mutes the emotional pain constantly borne within.
     
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  14. Boosire

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    God, people just like what they like. It's quite self-centered to proclaim EVERYONE needs the same thing you do. We're all different, I for one feel happy enough with hugging my lady during the day and get rough at night, or vice versa. Shocking i know.
     
  15. eldarktufa

    eldarktufa Guest

    Can you please point me to the post in this thread that has that proclamation in its header or content?
     
  16. napgiver

    napgiver Noisemaker

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    Yep. And the most sensitive part is...you guest it, the coc* and cun* :rofl:
     
  17. Valnar

    Valnar Rock Star

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    i will pet my right hand now instead of using it, thanks
     
  18. Boosire

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    Another pseudo-intellectual, great.
    Take the blinders off.
    You descended upon this forum like a virtual jesus giving us touch-starved morons the wisdom we needed.

    Would you come back to reality a little bit ? Ours at least. This thread might be your reality but let's not put most people in that hole with you shall we ?

    And really... Ancestors ? What do you know of your ancestors ? Did your great great grandma passed along the romantic story of her languorous timeless foreplay sessions with the man down the generations ?

    For all i've gathered in history books it's always been mostly about dicks and cunts.

    If you're touch-starved you got tantra, for everyone else it seems hugs, foreplays, kissing and post-coital caresses are just dandy enough since I have yet to pass in front of a rubbing center. (Pay for a hug OR MORE!) (Escorts might just do the trick).

    I sense strong projection.
     
  19. lasteno

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    sex and jesus and rock and rull and music and justin viever ... audio god.. do you read the bible of..Queen Elizabeth or do you read the original?
    who made the original ? love ? what does love meant 3000 thousand years ago.. and does it mean now?.. since when the word LOVE exists?
    happy happy ever after? sex? mmmm..
     
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