So I went on a crazy shopping spree and bought a shit ton of software and hardware...Pretty sure I’m going to end up dead in a few hours (wife) Just wanted to say, it’s been nice chatting with you all

 

try to make some good recordings (and post them here) before you are dead...

 

Maybe your wife will just roll her eyes and accept that you had a moment of weakness for which she will require that you pay her back in flesh.

 

True heroes will never die as long as we remember them. It's been a pleasure and an honor good sir

Too good to be true. That would make all kind of paradises, Tolkien elves and promised lands pale in comparison...

 

Just write her a love song and tell her you could only do this with the newly acquired hard- and software and that this is the only reason why you bought it.

 

That was the setup.

As the great stand-up philosopher Henny Youngman, or was it Rodney Dangerfield once said, 'you haven't seen my wife .'

 

Offer her a special meal deal (with quality chocs and flowers), along with an early offer to wash the dishes for a month - you might thus convert the sentance to a solid spanking instead...

 

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There are worse ways to die... Death by Bieber "baby, baby, baby, baby" forever 24hrs per day, the same chorus over and over until you die that cannot be turned off (or a bass solo starts).

 

6 million ways to die choose one
I'd take them all if I were you

 

Sounds like you're experiencing a well-deserved dose of guilt and want us to collude with you in this crime of non-openess with your partner. Not a good foundation for a marriage. No?

 

This. Women love that type of ish lol

 

So I survived ended up buying her a bengal cat lol

 

unfunny! Completely unfunny!

 

I'm afraid this is another side of the straight mundane saying: "mine's bigger"

 

That's the typical twist I hate at the ends of the movies....

 

No indeed, yet now our friend @NextGenSound has managed to survive to collude another day!

 

Interesting choice of word...

 

Tomato, tomaato lol... one person’s collude is anothers compromise lol...I get some comps, eq’s, new studio monitors and and an ultrawide and some software synths...she gets a kitty...I also get to sleep with both eyes closed until the next “compromise”