I can change your life:
Fix your mixes, make you famous, get you laid by beautiful young women in your new Maserati.
Just send me all your money to find out how.
Oh, and, you can trust me completely

 

OMG
You outdid yourself with this one mate lmao

 

I think whats coming is pretty obvious... SD Mobile Edition with "vintage warmth"

 

Not to mention that's as analog as it gets!

 

The only thing I like from Slate is some of the plug-ins and they are probably only good because Fabrice Gabriel made them! Last year I was recording in a small studio where the guy who runs it had bought the vrs8 interface and 2 of the mics to go along with it. The only thing I can say is that his $200-300 regular mics sounded way better than any of the Slate "virtual analog emulations"!

I don't expect these headphones, or whatever it is, to be any better!

 

I remember my family had a yellow one that you had to hold the door closed when turning. Analog doorknobs...

 

Ah, finally an alternative to the Waves Maserati VX1 plugin!

 

Few of my friends have had em too, they are so easy to fix yourself its simple & blissful.

Ted Bundy used to own one, put a lot of miles on it hah, it was brown i think?

 

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The usual BS, my plugin is the best in the entire universe, because I say so and no-one else can even make one as good as mine because I'm wearing a black T-Shirt and when I thought it was just going to fart, I shit my pants instead so I took this as a divine sign from above when all of a sudden a seagull flew by and shit on my head, am I not a sheer genius and extremely brilliant.
With all the thousands if not millions of plugins in existence how and why does he assume his is the absolute best.

 

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Actually his favorite plugin is Autotune Pro

 

You have all the info here, is a headphones https://uspto.report/TM/90183135

 

My snakeoil senses are tingling…

 

You can say that again.
I feel like Spiderman when an atomic rocket is about to hit his ass.

 

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LOL. It's a phukkkin headphone…

He should partner up with waves and sell it with that shity abbey road control room plugin'

 

Sorry Buttons, you’re a decade late to the rebranded Cans game. Jesus, the temerity of this guy. What’s worse? Prepare to be bombarded on social media w/adds featuring jewelry wearing hairy monkey arm CLA or other endorsee whore engineers who continue to feed his ego..

 

And it is really expensive if you ask me. Seems like the headphone is based on the MOOH-BE00BT Beryllium Acoustic Bluetooth Headphone from M&O electronics. Which sells I believe for 130$.
Slate Digital charges you what? 500 $ ?

Edit
Oh no! I completely missed the "rent to own model only 39.95/mo for 12 months"
so it is ONLY 480 bucks.

 

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I bet he saw the Abbey Road plugin and thought "Hmm... that's something I can rip off"!

 

Always good shit for laughs with this beloved Slate guy

 

Bruh

 

You laugh but his fanboys are gonna eat this shit like hotcakes. I don't even want to look at the Slate cult group on facebook. He probably figured out that there's no money in making new plugins, so he's going for hardware.