Debrid-Link 48h premium voucher

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by radu, Aug 14, 2020.

  1. radu

    radu Member

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    Small giveaway of a 48h premium voucher of a great debrider.

    Who wants it?
    Post a joke and I'll pick the funniest soon and send you a PM

     
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  3. Haliax

    Haliax Guest

    And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."

    But John came third, and won a 48h premium voucher of a great debrider
     
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  4. rondubb

    rondubb Noisemaker

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    I dig,

    you dig,

    he digs,

    she digs

    we dig,

    they dig.


    It’s not a long poem, but it’s deep.
     
  5. MUTOID

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    Hi radu,can I have one voucher ?
    thanks in advance.
     
  6. odod

    odod Rock Star

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    me want it ...
     
  7. realitybytez

    realitybytez Audiosexual

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    A woman in a hot air balloon drifting slowly, realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet her an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

    The woman rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a conservative!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."

    The man smiles and responds, "You must be a progressive." "I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
     
  8. CROXON

    CROXON Audiosexual

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    What’s the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.
     
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  9. recycle

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    Dad jokes alert
     
  10. uhub

    uhub Kapellmeister

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    Edit: Then let it be...
     
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  11. realitybytez

    realitybytez Audiosexual

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    takes only a few seconds to post a joke. cracking software or hacking websites takes a bit more time and a lot more knowledge.
     
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  12. Smoove Grooves

    Smoove Grooves Audiosexual

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    Best Answer
    My girlfriend told me recently that sex is better on holiday.
    That was not a nice postcard to receive.
     
  13. hani king

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    A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.
    When the police show up, they ask him what happened.

    The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
     
  14. tori

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    I started a joke which started the whole world crying
    But I didn't see that the joke was on me oh no
    I started to cry which started the whole world laughing
    Oh If I'd only seen that the joke was on me
     
  15. Smoove Grooves

    Smoove Grooves Audiosexual

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    Yeah, but what was the joke? :) How much do you want the voucher?
     
  16. tori

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    I just like the Bee Gees xD

     
  17. Voo

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    What did the Hurricane say to the Palm Tree?

    Hold on to your coconuts, this isn't your average blowjob
     
  18. oversoulSky

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    punk's not dead. punk's sleepin' drunk *burp*
     
  19. Alchemy

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    A Mexican magician tells the audience that he will disappear on the count of 3.
    He says: "Uno, dos..."
    *poof*
    He disappeared without a tres.
     
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    joke is there are no mods here who wants to participate? guess what that makes them ? rich
     
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