petition: remove the phallus emoji!!!!

Discussion in 'humor' started by Area51, Jun 7, 2020.

  1. Area51

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    hello all. Since I've began my long journey of membership in this site I was shocked by the complete sexism and misogyny of some of its members. Therefore, I believe we should:
    1. remove the "laughing phallus" emoji (--> this one :lmao:).
    2. if not removing the white phallus, we should also add phallusses of other colors and races.
    3. if not removing the foretold phallus add other shapes of a phallus.
    4. if not removing the misogynist phallus emoji we should also add a feminine laughing vagina emojis of different races of course.

    thank you:thanks::thanks::thanks: share & like !!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. DarthFader

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    Eh? A phallus? So... it's not what I took it to be. A laughing tampon.
    Must remind myself to clean the lenses of my bell-end helmet more often.
     
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  4. Pure Energy

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    WOW!! so we are that boared open a window get some air

    are the purple people eaters watching us and which one of us do they eat first think about how you like to eat your smarties ;)
     
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  5. Yuri

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    If your phallus looks like that, seek urgent medical advice.
     
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  6. Area51

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    no its a phallus.
    even if its a tampon it is still misogynyst and ashould be removed
     
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  7. Funk U

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    I think the word you are looking for is "mouse." Because, if in your pants there is something with feet, a tail, a mouth, fur, ears, etc. Then you clearly have a mouse where your penis should be. Which explains, why you are always trying to slip your "Mickey" to people. But then again, your Mickey might be a Minnie. Which is why you're offended by such a tiny laughing mouse.
     
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    [​IMG]

    = branding political correctness!
     
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    :wtf::wtf::deep_facepalm::deep_facepalm::wtf::wtf:
     
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    pls PIRATE, save us from this Bullshit!
     
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    The weird thing is that the phallus is rolling an rotating, instead of going up and down.
    can you image sex like that, that's robotic!

    So I subscribe the petition but to modify the emoji and get it in a natural way "up and down".
     
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    But this "laughing phallus" has a vagina:

    upload_2020-6-7_11-57-7.png
     
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  13. Area51

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    so technically if it's rolling it is even more racist and sexist, since its a white phallus on a stick, culturally refering to canibalism
     
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    this thread is trash and is no where near the level of funny that @Majestic thread is...
     
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    WHO THE FUCK KILLED MY HAMSTER!?
     
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    If you see penis's everywhere you look, I suggest you may have an issue.
    Its a mouse (it clearly has a tail)
    Its off the UK 80s Tv show 'The Young Ones' that had regular laughing rodents when something was funny :)
     
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    It's a laughing mouse .... :deep_facepalm:
     
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    8===D~ 8===D~ 8===D~ 8===D~ yea i hate phallic symbols 8===D~ 8===D~ 8===D~ 8===D~
     
  19. Area51

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    it looks like someone is barbecuing a penis :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck - it must be a duck:rofl:


     
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    very sexist and mysogynst of you
     
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