If I am a virgin I can have an account on AudioSEX?

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If I am a virgin I can have an account on AudioSEX?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Fuc You Roject

  4. I don't have time. I must go to the toilet.

  5. Waka Maka Foe?

  6. Where is Wally?

  7. I love Winnie the Pooh

  8. Can You show me some bleasts?

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  1. 9000k

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    60GB jeez... this is gonna hurt

    but I guess it could've been way worse... imagine your first time with something as big as Hans Zimmer's p.... piano library
     
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  2. Trurl

    Trurl Audiosexual

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    Everybody's a size queen
     
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  3. 9000k

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    my girlfriend is an exception then
     
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  4. Dhruv Sharma

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    No, but good that you asked for consent.
     
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  5. doctorG

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    As a virgin you can still look at All the perverted sexual actors that lurk here

    Just wash the stink off your fingers when ur done!
     
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  6. Trurl

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    But- the stink is the best part!
     
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  7. chopin4525

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    Done.

    Now get in line Roject, I'll be quick as usual!
     
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  8. Graf

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    i heard you can get extra credit for dating The Pirate
    just sayin...
     
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  9. 9000k

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    go back to nocturnes chopin, you are drunk old fuck
     
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  10. Lois Lane

    Lois Lane Audiosexual

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    Xupito made my pinky stinky.
     
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  11. Area51

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    how fat is she/he/it/they/them
     
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  12. 9000k

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    so fat definitely "it"
     
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  13. Area51

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    like landwhale fat?
     
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  14. 9000k

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    Nah man. It is not a size queen because it's micro, it's fat sounding and "it" because synthesizer. I love it so much I call it my girlfriend. Can you guess the name?
     
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  15. Xupito

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    :lmao::lmao::lmao::hahaha:
    This goes for you guys, you deserve it, start at 53 sec


    Anytime, anywhere. You're my dog and I'm your bitch. :rofl:
     
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  16. Roject

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    I made some samples for this VST Plugin
    [​IMG]
     
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    steve faoki, foster, and other trolls would be happy right now
     
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    If I don't see The Virgin Records Logo it is just a made up thing. You're fake vst!
     
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  19. Roject

    Roject Audiosexual

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    Sorry. This happen because Virgin Records lost virginity and kick me from the job. They don't want me because I'm still a virgin.
    They change the name to No More Virgin Records. Buu :(
     
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