If I am a virgin I can have an account on AudioSEX?

Discussion in 'humor' started by Roject, May 29, 2020.

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If I am a virgin I can have an account on AudioSEX?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Fuc You Roject

  4. I don't have time. I must go to the toilet.

  5. Waka Maka Foe?

  6. Where is Wally?

  7. I love Winnie the Pooh

  8. Can You show me some bleasts?

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  1. Roject

    Roject Audiosexual

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    I'm not shure so I ask. Is there someone like me? Any lost virgin on AudioSEX? How did you find yourself in AudioSEX reality?
     
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  3. No Avenger

    No Avenger Audiosexual

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    Absolutely, we are here to penetrate you (sonically, but nonetheless [​IMG]).
     
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  4. KungPaoFist

    KungPaoFist Audiosexual

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    No such thing as a lost virgin comrade. Nobody should take that too seriously. I am very proud that the term "bleasts" is becoming a reality. This is the sort of creativity that champions are made of.
     
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  5. Aileron

    Aileron Audiosexual

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    No, we refer you to Sister site. :chilling:
     
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  6. Area51

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    this belongs to the steve faoki kind of trolling category.....
     
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  7. DarthFader

    DarthFader Audiosexual

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    New Rule:
    Owing to high demand, the Moderators require a DNA sample from virgin applicants. If the tests show you are a duck, you're "in".
     
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  8. 9000k

    9000k Producer

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    What a Sausage Fattener of avatar you have
     
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  9. KungPaoFist

    KungPaoFist Audiosexual

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    Well they did just find out that corona can infect dat ass so she is just doing community services by showing proper safety measures
     
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  10. Kuuhaku

    Kuuhaku Platinum Record

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    Wait... You heard that? Yes? So you'r no more virgin.
     
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  11. kingchubby

    kingchubby Rock Star

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    sure. we need some purity among the filth. we'll corrupt you shortly.
     
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  12. Trurl

    Trurl Audiosexual

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    Just like P-Funk- doing it to you in your ear hole!
     
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  13. Lois Lane

    Lois Lane Audiosexual

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    The Motto of Audiosex is, "We're fucking for virginity, we'll leave no hole undone", "for they who enter willingly will find our brand of fun".
     
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  14. ( . ) ( . )

    ( . ) ( . ) Audiosexual

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    dis mufucka horny af... even has the profile pic and all... oh wait...
     
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  15. chopin4525

    chopin4525 Producer

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    This option is missing though so I cannot vote. Unfair...
     
  16. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Wasn't that the "fuck you" thing? I voted that! :yes::rofl:
     
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  17. KungPaoFist

    KungPaoFist Audiosexual

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    This thread is supposed to be on page 5 by now, what's wrong with you people? Foster would be dissapointed
     
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  18. Area51

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    wasn't he some sort of troll belonging to the site's "trolls hall of fame"?:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  19. 9000k

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    We are acting slowly since he is a virgin...
     
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  20. Trurl

    Trurl Audiosexual

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    I gotta say, that's damn considerate.
     
  21. Moms_little_pirate

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    Oh, a virgin? No problem, just ask @The Pirate how to install Omnisphere and he'll rip you a new one.
     
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