So, you woke up this morning and managed to spill coffee all over your shirt on your way to work today and you think to yourself, "How could this day get any worse?" Well, if you're like some of the unfortunate few out there, chances are the following has happened to you. You get to work late after having run home and change shirts and your boss looks at you like he is seeing a ghost. You meander your way through the cubicles, exchanging equally awkward looks with the rest of your co-workers until you finally arrive at your office. But to your surprise you see a man that looks surprisingly just like you; as if you were staring into a mirror. After you flail your arms about in order to see if this reflection duplicates your moves, you quickly realize what has happened.
You're a clone.

Yes, unfortunately, this happens all too often. You thought for the longest time that you were just an everyday human being, but all along you were just a clone being used to fill in for your original host who was taking a three month vacation from the office. It turns out that all of those photos of your loved ones on your desk were, in reality, the loved ones of your host body. You thought you had a beautiful spouse and a loving family that were spending the summer in Italy, but all the while they were away with your host. Those phone calls from your mother in Duluth were never meant for you and evidently nobody loved you; they were just in love with your host. How convenient.

So, now what do you do after you find out that you're only ninety days old instead of the thirty-two years of memories implanted in your brain that led you to believe such a lie? All the memories you had of childhood were just the memories of your host's body and you no longer can brag about them, because they never happened. You never lost your virginity at the age of fourteen, you never actually drank that entire fifth of Maker's Mark in college, and you never met your wife at that Third Eye Blind concert after your "strictly platonic" friend convinced you to go. All of your forged memories are lost to you now and it's time to start over anew. But how do you re-enter society when you're an exact replica of somebody else?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

 

I would make music 24/7 and ask my original to land me some money to buy new gear until I get on my own

 

It depends on the relationship with the clone: slave rewired or master!
But as master no doubt charge all my to-do list to the clone ...
Actually I´m looking forward to having one!

 

this made me laugh =]

 

If you feel lonely, you will get the answer.

 

Whhhhaaaaaatttt??? I've got a clone? Oh shit I have to go, now I can proceed with my plans to claim the planet. Don't worry I'm sure I'll do a much better job than most of the idiots running things at the moment.

 

Instead of doing two chicks at the same time, which I'm perfectly fine with. I would now have the privilege to do four at the same damn time.

 

pwuahaha XD


I'll try doin' that.

 

i would "visit" my bank, while my clone provides me an alibi..

 

Amsterdam Pirate had a clone, why he doesn't answer yet on this topic


P.s

No offence mate

 

We all already clone's, it starts at school where all get the same program, Du you think you are a individual? i don't think so.

 

First, put distance between me and the host. You know, make impossible that the host steal me the girls.
Second, enjoy and suffer life like everybody be it clon or not.

Third, WTF is this thread!!??? hahahahahah

 

I don't think so, I know so! *yes*

 

turns out i'm a clone. 40 years..just found out.

Thanks to all the members who made comments.
really big help.

 

I would wait for The Twilight Zone music to start playing

 

I think everyone should have a clone

We would see what it is like, to put up with our own crap *yes*

then we would think , Oh that is why they think I am a jerk

also that two on one sex stuff with the girlfriend without that fear
she would like the other guy better

also all the nice tissue matched parts in case we need them

and the eventual clone wars, where we could see if you really

can kick your own ass

 

Best topic ever!!!!!!!