JakeyJakeWacko says fuck this website and the garbage people that rot inside it

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  1. ThrashHead

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    You got it.
    That's exactly what this thread is about... flying genitals.
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  2. Xupito

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    If I get a girlfriend this place would be the only secret I keep from her...
     
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  3. Xupito

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    I elaborate a bit:
    No more questions, your honor.
     
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  4. The Pirate

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    If I get a girlfriend this is the only place I will show her so from day one she knows what she is dealing with. I don't want to hear no drama later on about "you never told me you were like this" Indeed, if she starts whining I want to be able to to tell her, "shut up bitch, I told you I was a member of AudioSex"
     
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  5. Gyro Gearloose

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    this is not audiosex original site , idiots...you got highjacked on a fake site...and you all triggered by bots to generate sexual clicks
     
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  6. The Pirate

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    Holy shiiiit! Maybe JakeyJakeWacko hijacked the site. He is very good with computers. Only took him 17 hours to learn the Omnisphere instructions so cracking this site would have been a piece of cake for him.
     
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  7. kitvonk

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    @The Pirate - I almost didn't recognize you - with your clothes on
     
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  8. kitvonk

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    @The Pirate - would it be wrong - for me to say that like everyone else here, I only care for you - for your *patch*
     
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  9. Xupito

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    Goddamn, I get that only by showing them my pants...
     
  10. The Pirate

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    I know. It is all about the patch and crack.
     
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  11. Xupito

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    And the dongle. Dongle matters.
     
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  12. kitvonk

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    SHIVER me TIMBERS!!!
     
  13. exr777

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    Speak for yourself. I don't care about dongles.
     
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    As the saying goes: "dongle doesn't matter". Wait a min...
     
  15. The Pirate

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    This place is full of dongle lovers. I think it is time to change my avatar, again. Show them my dongle.
     
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    The other day, I had my dongle in my best friends port, he moaned as he put it in. He said he couldn't find one and I tried to help but it just got weird after that. Not that it's weird sharing dongles. But I dunno if you need to show us your dongle. At least we won't hear you moan... Though you could top that by sharing a song with it. But then it might just get weird after that.

    Now I'm loopin.
     
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  17. The Pirate

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    I dunno vro. You need to discuss that with JackeyJakeWacko he is into fucking everything that stands in his way. Shiiiiiit he even fuck this site!
     
  18. ThrashHead

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    Omisphere for Macs pleazzzze. Thx
     
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    wow, i see a thread with all my friends names in it? you guys are famous
    you guys quoting flying genitals in the ceiling and everything, i missed the party
    nice eye ball stryves :) you been ok? @ pirate, i liked the other avatars better man
     
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  20. kitvonk

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    @The Pirate - I came back to this thread - just to see again what you look like. Thank God I cannot UNSEE you!
     
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