If I pirate a movie or a game or some porn etc etc while i'm in Jamaica,am I a pirate of the Caribbean?!

 

When I lift my basket in a shop am I a shop lifter?

 

when i fuck your mother am i a mudafaka?

 

Yes

 

i knew it! that explains a lot..

 

Yowzas, that was a mighty clean zinger there

 

this is all i know about zingers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zingers

 

If you are fucking my mother, you're probably sticking your dick in her ash hole. She died and was cremated 20 years ago.

 

i prefer my lube to be at least 30 years gone.

 

Well, let me be honest with you. I'm not an expert in this field but after reading that paragraph and all the replies, I cannot say anything because as I said in the beginning I'm not an expert.

 

If I shot your dick am I a dongle cracker?

 

@Xupito Have mercy on this old man. I don't wanna go off half cocked.

 

I'm a shapeshifter, when I'm walking down the street and want to shop I turn into a store.

 

For some reason it sounds to me like "half baked"

 

There is something I wanted to ask you @Xupito ... parles català?

 

If I took a shit in this thread - and told my friends - am I shit-spredder?

 

Yep, sóc català. De Barcelona. Don't tell you are too, would be dope.

 

Damn, I'll never feel right when using Excel again....

 

you guys... ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

this is the funniest i’ve seen audiosex be so far...

ya’ll have out-done me

 

Meravellós! Disculpes. No sóc català. Vaig treballar per a TV3. But I am out of order and way off-topic here. So, I will stfu, gtfo and

 

Last edited: May 3, 2020