I Need a Shower

Discussion in 'humor' started by Pure Energy, Apr 29, 2020.

  1. Pure Energy

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    Im trying to get to the shower but all the empty beer and liqour Bottles are blocking me
    I cant even get to the door and im running LOW now im really concered. I ordered delivery
    But the Guy said he cant open the door so he left it outside at least it will be cold (Canada)

    Oh! theres a new Sample Pack Punk Bass ok see ya...
     
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  3. reliefsan

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    have no fear i gotcha!



     
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    Oh man this is gonna be good. Popcorn time!!! :rofl:
     
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  5. Xupito

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    Having a shower is overrated, especially in these Coronalypse days.
    Who gives a damn when you need to wear this when you go out?
    [​IMG]

    BTW, must download stuff. So viciously good its going viral.

    The beer thing it's a big problem though. I feel you bro :drunks:
     
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  6. OraMorph

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    i need to shit

    this thread seemed a good place
     
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    Wassup wid dis thread?
     
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  8. reliefsan

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    i think it got a lil TOO dirty harry in these parts?
     
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    Why do you need a shower? Do you plan on being within 6 feet of someone?
     
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    Exactly. That's my whole point.
    Does he have evil intentions? Like weakening someone with COVID and finish him with his armpit's odor?
    Damn, and they said Mortal Combat finishing combos were too cruel...
     
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    Shake a can of warm beer and open it!
    You'll be clean AND disinfected :bleh:
     
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  14. kitvonk

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    oh that's funny - they put Clint Eastwood in an old Arnie movie!

     
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  16. kitvonk

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    Aw, shit - so they took the footage of ARNIE - and PUT the footage of CLINT over it! Gotcha!
     
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    I feel ya', Pure Energy. When you wake up, begin to noodle around with some ideas in your DAW and, 14hrs and 21 tracks later, decide that the day is bust and that tomorrow is as good a day as any to shower---now rinse & repeat. :rofl:
    #COVIDCreatesMusic :wink: :rofl:
     
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