JakeyJakeWacko says fuck this website and the garbage people that rot inside it

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Apr 28, 2020.

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  1. evolasme

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    funny what people whine about these days, for those that been round the scene a while and remember the days when shit was released with no nfo and to even get something you had to know someone
    DC++ holla!!!!!
     
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  2. Infidel

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    It must be Russian. :rofl:
     
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  3. Lois Lane

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    Because flucking Pirate isn't giving us Soothe and keeping it all for himself and his Russian mob cohorts (you byitches know who you are) I was going to shell out the moolah, buy it and be done with it, but my dick caught Covid-19 and now I can't get to my computer and order it because its like always in front of me and I can't touch it to get it out of the way without getting the damn virus on my hands. I'm really uncomfortable having to lean backwards and away from it to maintain a safe distance 24/7 even though it's not quite 2 meters, but at least I'm wearing a mask in case it starts coughing. I'm afraid that if it gets really sick and needs to go to the hospital that I'll be without my dick and have to pee sitting down like a girl until it can come home. And what will the other fellows say in the locker room at the pool for Water Polo practice if they notice that I'm dickless? And what happens if it fucking dies? Then what? Pirate, just distribute the damn thing and cure the Covid, PLEASE!!
     
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  5. tun

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    step 1: get girlfriend
    step 2: get girlfriend pregnant
    step 3: ???
    step 4: be a modarfakar!!!
     
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  6. The Pirate

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    :wtf:You must be from another galaxy. :hahaha: If you read the OP you can see that it was on an Omnisphere thread. I even linked to it.
     
  7. The Pirate

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    :wtf:
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    Ok, Ok.:crazy: In 3 days I will release it. Three days.:headbang:
     
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  8. tun

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    this is how this happens:
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  9. The Pirate

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    Jakeyboy is absolutely right. Most "pro" groups are fucking shitty at cracking anything. At this moment there is no proper group in the audio scene. R2R are a bunch of IQ 15 amateurs. They can't get anything done. FUCK YOU ALL!
     
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  11. The Pirate

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    :goodpost:

    Signed by jakey jake wacko
     
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  14. Peter Gabriel

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    Bunch of Ass Draggers, i say!

    @Xupito Just in case you meet @The Pirate in a dark alley somewhere in Atlanta and he tries to "hack your shit" - Be prepared and order your Ass Protector NOW!!
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  15. Emptiless

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    AWE, he seems nice!!!
     
  16. kitvonk

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    Oh, I get it... Atlanta.... GEORGIA
     
  17. Peter Gabriel

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    FAKE NEWS from RT again!
    Everyone that knows Foster - knows he doesn't Cum clean, he Cums dirty. :break:
     
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  18. Rorer

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    On step 4, i want to elaborate. Most people don't know this.
    Mostly all man are modarfakars. When you have been born the right way (so no keiser snit), you have came out of the Vag*na.
    Your Pen*s went trough that, so at birth you become a modarfakar.
    Conclusion : Most men are modarfakars :)
     
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  19. Xupito

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    Dick-confined @Lois Lane
    An ass-protector to fight the Bad-AssPirator with my pal @Peter Gabriel and salvage the very few not messed-fuck with him. As @tun well remembered

    Who needs weed with this? I'm going to sell all my laughing stock to @Smoove Grooves :rofl::rofl::lmao::lmao:
     
  20. Smoove Grooves

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    All ready with PayPal here! @Xupito
    Plus, really need it now.
    Was in hopsital for 5+ hours yesterday (I think!), loads of drips stuck in my arm, huge blood poisoning due to cracked tooth.
    Lots of incisions and expressing of poison. Still in pain, but do feel a bit better already.
    Had a huuge blast of herb before going in there though! Had to!
    Didn't want to have to go to a hospital during this Coronalypse. It was very strange.
     
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