It is time for SAiNT to finally step down...

Discussion in 'humor' started by Notorious Green, Apr 6, 2020.

  1. Stryves

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    Sorry, need clarification. What bitch/shit are we shutting down today and what do we need to bring? I'm temporarily out of flaming pitchforks. Can I bring blue flame shovels instead?

    Additionally are children allowed, day-care fucked, wife mia, might need extra hands so I see it as win/win really.
     
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  2. The Pirate

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    AudioSex and AudioZ. We need to shut them down today! Just bring your laptop. Let us shut these bitches down! Let us open them vaults!
     
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  3. Stryves

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    Laptop?! Yikes, that could break depending on what I'm smashing it on. Fine, no shovel, can I bring a Korg volca instead? It hits hard. really hard. You should buy yours today.

    Korg Volca, for awesome tracks and awesome mob riots. (Ignore the hate, buy for utility)
     
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    Why would you bring that little piece of shit bro! Real modafakars dont use toys like that to produce. Stay in fucking Canada. We don't need no toy yielding decrepit drunkards in our army.
     
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  6. Stryves

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    You phreaking idiot. You realize I'm the perfect candidate for the front lines. Now, I'm standing 2 rows back at least. I'll also shoot at least 1 flair at you and it will be pink.

    You'll eat those words, a pink flair, a Korg volca, or a blue flaming shovel.

    Either way, I'm stoked. WooWoo!
     
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  7. Smoove Grooves

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    Oh wow. You guys have just cheered me tf UP! Thank you! I actually 'lol'd! More than once, too. Amazing. :rofl:
    My groove is smoove again.
    edit: Oops! I mean I am grooving smoothly again.
     
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  8. Stryves

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    / can't tell if my phone is inserting a lot of hookers at 50% off but quote looks good
     
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  9. Stryves

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    Quote / ads / wrong.. oops
     
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    And this is why you guys should stop huffing that 5G :rofl:
     
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  11. Stryves

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    Always someon talkin about somethin round here. I was huffing G before it was cool. At 2G, I saw colors for sure, but I needed music. Inspiration at a relatable level. 3G stuff started happening but went onto too many unfinished tracks. Life was incomplete.

    4G we all felt it. somethin happened and we wanted more.

    Now you say hitting 5G is wrong? That's where we need to stop? That's the line in the sand you draw?

    Bitch please, I'm already jonesing for 6G.
     
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  12. Stryves

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    I'd like to say that I do feel sorry for the Mods in these threads. It's like... "I know I'm supposed to lay the smack'eth down, but is it really deserved. What is really deserved? What if they really are crazy? Are they helping or hindering?"

    I think threads like this make the mods drink at least one glass more, so,... Cheers?
     
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    The fucking vegan conspiracy is here.... :rofl:
    Don't discard meds for anxiety too :deep_facepalm::lmao:
     
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    @The Pirate UVI Falcon? Psssht, nice story; give me u-he Diva any day of the week (despite my latest Help-With-Diva post.) And? If you insist on making me out to be some third-rate seeker of smut, at least give me credit for offering you anything at all for pics of your "tits and crack," tits and crack which actually look much more like two pillows filled with a handful of lumpy oatmeal and a thin crevice adorning a sad, unending landscape that is a testament to why ones food pyramid shouldn't boast mayonnaise on every tier...the pictures actually took away my horny and made me sad for you. :sad:
    And...wife and kids? ...well, I did get really drunk in Seattle a few yrs back.....but I woke up with a horse, not a woman...or maybe that was Jennifer Love Hewitt...it's anybodies guess. :drunks: But hell, I suppose I could have tied the proverbial knot prior to that. I should really find out what my current marital status is--good lookin' out. :invision: :wink:

    Drunk Sex Horse.jpg
     
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  15. Stryves

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    Man she was so hot.
     
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    What if the skyrocketing anxiety and depression we're submerged empaths emerging from the covid-19 crisis? What if the previous crisis was just us all feeling the pain impending? What if cheese doesn't belong on toasted cheese?!
     
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    I had sex with a woman. Then with a horse. Left the woman for the horse.
     
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    I would bet on that horse.
     
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    hey my omnisphere keeps crashing when i enter the keygen. is this Saint's fault or should I just kill myself? Asking for a friend
     
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    I tried that route, didn't end well. Wife left me for a guy that left her for a horse. Keeping on trotting my friend.
     
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