Please help! Omnisphere runs fine but Keygen won't run!

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  1. Majestic

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    Hello guys. I am having a big issue.

    I am a running coach. I have two athletes who I train in track and field. One of their names is Omnisphere and the other's name is Keygen.

    My problem is that although Omnisphere runs just fine, Keygen refuses to run. I don't know what's going on and I don't know why Keygen won't run.

    I have tried everything. I tried dangling a carrot in front of Keygen to get him to run, but it wouldn't work. I tried getting Omnisphere to encourage Keygen to run, but it wouldn't work. I told Keygen that if he ran, I'd hook him up with this cute girl that I know likes him. Her name is Keyscape and she's very pretty.

    Look guys, the Tokyo Olympics is coming up in a few months. I know it's been cancelled due to the coronavirus, but I've been thinking of hold symbolic races at my running track to make up for the cancellation. Omnisphere can run the 100m in about 11 seconds and the 200m in about 22 seconds which is pretty good. Keygen on the other hand finished the 100m in 60 seconds and the 200m in 120 seconds because he will not run. I am looking to change this any way I can.

    Please everyone, your help is mighty appreciated. Thank you very much.

    Sincerely,
    Majestic
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  3. Rorer

    Rorer Guest

    Ok, i found a solution.
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  4. Olymoon

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    Mac please !!!
     
  5. jazzzz

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    This image is block by my router's parental control.
     
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    Oh I found you the right answer:
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  7. jazzzz

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    No. The right answer is, keygens can't beat this guy.
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  8. Rorer

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    I find this picture racist, becouse there is no eastern bunny in it.
     
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