Hell yeah, a lot of links: xvideos, pornhub, ...

Oh, now I get it! My 5.8.1-sized manly tool is too short and outdated.

 

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Yes, and it lax the AAX plugs that Pro Tools whores love.

 

I browse the Craiglist pages looking for your crack.
I actually found it. With your phone included, the ad also stated:
$5 1/2 hour
$9 1 hour
Extra ball included.

 

You forgot to mention the one you picked. The Mega Pack.

 

I'm really offended not to be mentioned as a smart-ass in the OP!

 

Because you have not been cracked. That is a very exclusive club. Nevertheless, we have openings for idiots, and perverts, and gangster rappers.

 

My production advice is to...never use a microphone smaller than your manhood. Size does matter, just ask the female talent

 

What about Ass Draggers and Vro's

 

No problem. You can still download the update which will fix the issue you know where. It was published three days ago.

 

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you have stolen my youth...

 

Ass dragger is taken. We had an Ass Dragger here vro. He said that he was a gangster from Atlanta. This ass dragger told me that if he saw me in person he was going to drag my ass. I was like, vro what else can a fucking as dragger do other than drag ass? But he ain't dragging my ass. After that day, I make sure to never drive through that city.

 

Dont worry. At least it was not your manhood. We dont need no cracked gyro here.

 

ass dragger
A lazy person who thinks they're going to get ahead by doing the least amount of work possible. What these people don't know is that they end up at the back of the pack. Typically traits include complaining, whining, blaming, finger pointing, being unorganized, low motivation, dog fucking. Overall they have poor contribution to the world and themselves.

Cure = stepping up.

Antonyms: Firebreather, Champion, Badass

Note: They may just have anal sac problems.
This ass dragger keeps pissing me off! They complain about too much work yet they don't get anything done! I wonder if they believe you get more then this one life?
by LeaflessRob March 12, 2016

 

Anybody remembers who the Ass Dragger was, let me know so I can contact him, and drag his ass dragging ass over here. I want him to explain to us us all how the ass draggers from Atlanta drag ass.

 

OMG!!! I'm so done...

 

She was right. Wrong impending doom, but still right. Saw 10 families at the park today, they're easily spotted from the backyard tree-house we built.

 

Dude you definitively are down with the Corona, and as always talking your incoherent crap.

 

I have been following your advice for years. True, female talent the love my large mics.
Here she is admiring it.



Here she trying to grab it



Here her sister wants to lick it



However, all this advice had a surprise when I invited @Xupito to the studio.

First, he is admiring it and thinking that this is exactly the size he has always wanted



What @Xupito does next, confirms what I have been saying all along. He is a fucking pervert.Simply depicable. Look! (instruction for idiots: you must click on the spoiler)

Spoiler: XUPITO IN ACTION A MUST SEE FOR EVERYONE WHO DID NOT BELIEVE WHAT I EXPLAINED

What a #$#%#^^#&##

 

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@The Pirate, I've provided you with a satisfying out for your own problem. Here's how I did it (from my inbox):

 

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