PSA: Stop Using Omnisphere Now!

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  1. Majestic

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    Public Service Announcement: Stop Using Omnisphere Now!

    There's a dangerous drug going around town call Omnisphere. All the kids are doing it. They become hooked on it and have to result to stealing it in order to get it. It's especially popular with young people between the ages of 14 and 24. It is an extremely addictive drug which will cause its seekers to make forum posts like, "hey guys do you know where I can get some Omnisphere. please guys I need Omnisphere". After months of using Omnisphere, the user will become malnourished, pale, and gaunt. But that's not the worst of. Psychosis is probably Omnisphere's foremost side effect. No one is exempt from the temptation or nightmare that is Omnisphere dependence. Take the example of a member of this forum. His name will be withheld in order to protect his identity. Who was a helpful productive, helpful pirate, turned into a psychotic, balloon waving lunatic.

    Here are some examples of its users and the effects that Omnisphere has had on them overtime:
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    Thanks.:bow:
     
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    Damn that's scary. Uninstalling UVI Falcon 2 crack as well, just in case.
     
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    The others really got worse, but the one at the bottom, well...... :unsure:
     
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  7. tun

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    mate if you need anything or just want to talk im here for you.
     
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  8. The Pirate

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    Fuck you all fat bitches. you are just jealous of my slim figure.

    Fuck you, too.
     
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  9. tun

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    this is just the anger stage. it will be okay.
     
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  10. Mykal

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    How dare you post a pic of my wife:wtf:
     
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  11. DoubleTake

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    Majestic you just made my week and I am serious about that.
    And you too Pirate, for being who you are...
    I'm sure to break out in laughter at many unexpected moments over the next few days.
    Luckily, I am in lockdown so people will not think I am crazy.
    I hear the rest of you are in lockdown due to the virus going around.
    I've been in lockdown for some time.
    Nothing to do with any virus, though.
     
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    YOUR wife?!
    Oh shit.
     
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    As @Marcsal mentioned in one of the threads "Humor is good for the soul."
     
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  14. Majestic

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    This is an intervention. Please put down the Omnisphere. Your family cares about you. Denial is a power emotion...

    ...Please help me install Omnisphere. See? Not even I am immune to its effects.
     
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  15. Pagurida

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    Got me! :cool:

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  16. Xupito

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    :rofl::hahaha::hahaha:
    For a tenth looking the pictures I thought "after and before photoshop". Too much Tinder also messes you up...:rofl:
     
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    Ever since I managed to install successfully Omnisphere on my MAC to make mainstream hip-hop/rap/trap I've not experienced any major changes to myself whatsoever so I'm living proof and I can confirm that THIS IS NOT TRUE...Here take a look at these pictures of me before and after :

    BEFORE
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    AFTER
    [​IMG] see? nothing's wrong!:wink:
     
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  18. Lois Lane

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    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME. I RE-OPENED MY LATEST PROJECT AND EVERYTHING IS ALL F*(KED UP. PIRATE, PIRATE, PIRATE!!!

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  19. chopin4525

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    Nothing wrong there!
    You just have to put some music into music to get some decent music.
     
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  20. Mykal

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    Yep She is the good looking one:wink:
     
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  21. DoubleTake

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    Ummm ... no.. HE is the good-looking one.
    omni2.jpg

    I am quite relieved.
    I think we have no conflict here.
     
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