Doing it all wrong.

I add another track of me just blowing into a microphone and add that to the mix. Vintage hurricane.

 

Fucking perverts vro. They are perverts. Perverts.

 

Ignore the rest of it, trust the kitty to pick up on the 'porn' remark. This site badly needs a 'rolly eyes' emote. :D

There goes any chance of sleep now whilst I work out the answers!

Says the guy in his underpants!

 

Yes, but which end do you blow with?

 

Of course it is @Xupito fart. He recruited that other undercover perv with a Greek roasted beef name. Who the fuck would chose Gyro as a name? And the idiots in this forum expect him to write in flawless English? Give me a fucking break.

 

This made my day. Thank you IGGY!!!!!

 

Shit, man, I said "... or VPS Avenger". You can't go wrong here. A true EDM producer never lets a lack of those sweet Omnisphere presets get in the way of a good track. If it's already got a two-chord progression, a drum beat, a shitty lead synth and a wobbly robot, and you don't have to move those fingers to create music, it's a good EDM preset.

 

You all motherflower bastards made my day

You old fartiger. Since it's your own quote you just entered a circular reasoning. Quit the weed...

You ignorant. Because the blowing is analog, ofc

You wrong. It's old fuck.

I'm bookmarking this. In fact I'm downloading that page It's just too good

 

Now seriously, I have a transcendental question:
why I've gotten uglier suddenly?

I know it because suddenly no girl in Tinder wants to date me...
They put some lame excuses about gloves, kontakt contact and masks...

 

No, it's not because of any of that. It's all to do with your links to the porn industry. You aren't known as the 'kingpin of porn' for nothing.

 

Fuck vro, once you mention Omnisphere these zombie producers get going. It is like a fucking Walking Dead episode. Especially them trap/rap shit wannabee producers. They all got that cracked FL Studio, AND cracked Omnisphere in their "recording studio". That is why all their shit sounds, and smell the same. Stupid bastards! They even use the same girls shaking their big cellulite asses on all videos, and the same yellow Lamborghini. That fucking car has like 300,000 miles because it has been feature in every trap/rap video since 2004. One thing I guarantee you is that every Omnisphere request I get will be forward it to you. In fact, I am not even waiting for that to happen. I will go to every Omnisphere thread right now, and tell them to contact you.

Edit: Here it is.

 

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Don't come here with that shit. Girls never liked you. Only reason you were getting laid was the $$ you were paying those prostitutes from Tinder. Now, without a job, and consequently broke, you have no $$ to keep on paying for pussy. Moreover, when they say glove they talk about "condom". If they say mask, they mean $100. If they say Kontakt, they mean dicks with a minimum of 6.2.2 inches. They all know you are stuck with your 4.0, and that they don't make condoms for those small sizes. To be clear, they will go out and fuck you as long as you pay them $100, have a dick longer than 6.2.2 inches and wear a condom.

 

Fucking ass-kissers.

 

I'll let you into a little secret about that. It's not even a real Lambo, it has no engine. They have it towed on to the set to cut down on the costs! :D

 

the amount of empty guitar cabs ive seen bands tour on gigs!!!
they havent realised yet that its even cheaper and lighter if you dont bother with the empty boxes!
same for acoustic piano cases with electric keyboards in them

 

What a retard! We talking trap/rap and this parasite starts to talk about t"bands,tours". trappers and rappers dont give a fuck 'bout that. They got their cracked FL Studios and Omnispheres. Some got the cracked MPC without hardware. Shit gets serious, they all got their hardware ready. AK-47s,M-16s, RPGs. GTFOH with your rock and roll shit vro. Go and hangout with @mercurysoto

 

Don't forget crappy overrated and overused drumkits with recycled sounds from other drumkits and loops from producers like CuBeatz etc etc since they too lazy,braindead and unskilled to make their own melodies.

 

and they got their SM58s with no diaphragm in to save money so theyve got more to throw at bitches. thats why they cup them, so people dont see.

 

That is what that dumb kid @exr777 is always browsing the Craiglist pages for. I thought it was for something else in "Personals"