Your Favorite Song Lyrics

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  1. phloopy

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    One of them!



    "Talk To Me"


    There was a moon and a street lamp
    I didn't know I drank such a lot
    'Till I pissed a tequila-anaconda
    The full length of the parking lot!
    Oh, I talk too loose
    Again I talk too open and free
    I pay a high price for my open talking
    Like you do for your silent mystery

    Come and talk to me
    Please talk to me
    Talk to me, talk to me
    Mr. Mystery

    We could talk about Martha
    We could talk about landscapes
    I'm not above gossip
    But I'll sit on a secret where honor is at stake!
    Or we could talk about power
    About Jesus and Hitler and Howard Hughes
    Or Charlie Chaplin's movies
    Or Bergman's nordic blues
    Please just talk to me
    Any old theme you choose
    Just come and talk to me
    Mr. Mystery, talk to me

    You could talk like a fool-I'd listen
    You could talk like a sage
    Anyway the best of my mind
    All goes down on the strings and the page
    That mind picks up all these pictures
    It still gets my feet up to dance
    Even though it's covered with keyloids
    From the "slings and arrows of outrageous romance"
    I stole that from Willy the Shake!
    You know--"Neither a borrower nor a lender be"
    Romeo, Romeo talk to me!

    Is your silence that golden?
    Are you comfortable in it?
    Is it the key to your freedom
    Or is it the bars on your prison?
    Are you gagged by your ribbons?
    Are you really exclusive or just miserly?
    You spend every sentence as if it was marked currency!
    Come and spend some on me--
    Shut me up and talk to me!
    I'm always talking!
    Chicken squawking!
    Please talk to me
     


  2. Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm...
    Well Uncle Doc's nurse used a needle with ungodly charm
    Walking down the hall, the dentist loomed through the door
    I saw an X-ray of a girl passing gas
    The one shot theory got a query things got rolling at last
    Hey, hey, hey - daddy why'd ya die in the war?
    Jesus, Hitler, Buddha, Santa, Mary, Klaus partied thrice more
    Well death got arrested and the sky was the ocean that day
    The words got twisted and history didn't know what to say
    God, dog, sex, death, life... now I'm feeling old
    These images were conjured up by talking on the telephone
    I saw an X-ray of a girl passing gas
    Oh my god it seems like just the other day
    But it might have been one hundred years before
    Well I know there is no other way
    We only have to wonder what it's for
     


  3. Lard!
    Lard!
    Lard! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky
    Lard! Floats by in clusters in our water supply
    Lard! It's in all of us, man. In our pores, and in our hair
    Lard! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear

    Lard is all
    Lard is divine
    Lard is in control
    Lard whips and chains our soul
    We carry credit cards
    We live in fear of art
    Lard is the Om
    Lard is revolution
    Lard is the tapeworm,
    in the bottle of cheap tequila
    That comes alive at night,
    And sneaks up and bite your nipples

    Lard
    Lard!

    Nowadays, most of us need someone to run our personal life
    Someone to see that the plants are watered
    Someone to make sure the place is clean
    Someone to make sure dinner is waiting
    Someone to call for theater tickets
    Some one to make up those cheap excuses
    What we need is Lard!

    Lard!

    The answer
    The dancer
    The ointment
    The dream

    Absorb it
    Inflame it
    Respect it
    Molest it

    Lard!
    Lard!

    The country, right now, it wants to be soothed
    And told it doesn't have to pay, or sacrifice, or learn
    No one is over the hill, when the mountain comes to Mohammed
    Lard! Lard! Lard!

    We love to eat
    We love to pray
    Mold over mind - Hooray!

    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!

    Every time I take a crap, it's a cosmic experience
    Religion, and chemicals are the keys to the future
    Next time that we have sex, just pretend that I'm Ed Meese
    The weasels have it down, man. It's a whole new age

    Lard!

    Which would you prefer? A computer, or a gun?
    The sharks outlived the dinosaurs, you know

    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!

    Pity the poor trainer in the stable when the racehorse farts
    Poison Oak really is the aphrodisiac of the gods
    When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks
    Hey, man. Life is my college
    YEEEEOOOWW!!!!

    It's dental floss of the mind
    Who will baby sit the baby sitters?

    Ever hear about the guy in New York,
    who's dick fell of in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
    It's okay to run out of butter in Zambia,
    Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
    Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
    Which came first? Max Headroom, or Gerald Ford?
    Are you a man or are you a mouse?
    If you love your fun, DIE FOR IT!

    Die for Lard!

    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!

    Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?
    Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?
    Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?
    Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?

    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!

    Avoid! Everything!
    Avoid! Everything!
    Avoid! Everything!
    Avoid! Everything!
    Everything!
    Everything!
    Everything!
    Everything!
    Everything!
    Everything!
    Everything!
    Everything!

    The Power of Lard!
    The Power of Lard!

    LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
    LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
    LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
    LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
    LARD!
     
  4. tooloud

    tooloud Guest

    Praise the Lard! Hallelujah! For the Lard is risen!!!!
     
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    Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
    Where as a child I'd hide
    And pray for the thunder
    And the rain
    To quietly pass me by
     
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