For me?

I use to cough to hide a fart, now I fart to hide a cough!

 

I used to be a home studio musician/engineer, but...

 

I've never been busier... working from 7.00 am till 10.00 at night.

 

It hasn't. This is how I lived anyway, I'm an introvert and hermit lol I did lose a gig in a church band temporarily though, that's a little cash gone. Studio work is still going though. We don't touch, we don't cough and sneeze on each other and we wash hands a lot.

 

i'm happy with coronavirus so far. i dont even have to go outside now! (i'm serious)

 

My life has changed tremendously (do I sound like Trump? ) The transformation has been tremendous.

I went from this:



To this



As a result I have been the victim of tremendous cyber-bullying, and sexual harassment. The only positive thing is that my friends have turned their backs on me ( no pun intended) which is a tremendous good thing under the tremendous circumstances.

 

beware of backfire thou

 

Things have definitely changed; I've been sent loads of tracks all with the same name... 'Lockdown'.

Please make it stop

 

I'm going to start growing my own cannabis.
Got a medical permit for up to 15 plants and all equipment necessary.
Ordered 10 seeds of Crown Royale online.
Can't trust supply chains anymore and dope is gold in a crisis.

 

If I'm being honest, I preferred the close up of your face to the close up of your ar...I mean the one you have now :D

 

How long before you receive your first order? And will you be doing mates rates?

 

how amenable might you be to a little light sexual harrassment, i mean under the suitable guidelines?

 

Interesting indeed!

 

my handbrake turns are alot more confident

 

Bro are you a DEA agent?

 

You is a

Spoiler: LOOK IN HERE

 

are you saying you're not good enough?..oh pirate..my feelings are hurt...I'm going to have to look elsewhere

 

Your grammar is perfect, so no.

I've said before that I only want the best for each and every one of us but that dude's shit is flawed, like, on an elementary level.

 

Less than 1% die from it... Thousands die more each year from the common flu so take a guess.

 

I actually just got an opportunity providing support for people who were sent to work from home. I'm trying really hard not to feel like I'm capitalizing on disaster.