Please, stop your obsessive onanism at the expense of my avatar, while you drink your coffee. It is a very bad combination. If you spill it over your computer, you may electrocute yourself. You will be remembered here as "Sylenth Fell"

 

You need to sample it going in, taking it out and while you pee. We can make some money with sample packs. You know them trap and hip hop producers dig all that shit.

 

Spitting coffee is my Cherokee username AND my party trick, although I don't think I know you and your avatar well enough for that. As for me username AND the way this place is heading tonight, I suppose I could be called "Sylenth Fell Over The Cuckoo Nest" Or 'Mr Floccinaucinihilipilification' although I might have a hard time explaining the second one, ESPECIALLY to those who have trouble installing Omnisphere!

 

I suffer of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, therefore, GTFOH with your Floccinaucinihilipilification shit. Next, please!

 

I think I'm gonna be sick. Don't think I've ever laughed so much on here as I have tonight! Oh and if you're ever visiting Wales. Go see llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch as i hear they have a cure for Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia :D

 

is wrong with you? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, however, I can't go there to treat my Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia because my last time I visited it I contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

 

OK OK I give up. The letters on my keyboard are wearing away )

I use to prefer the good old days when the longest word in the dictionary was antidisestablishmentarianism

 

In my good old days the longest one was pussy. Them old fashioned girls back in the day didn't want to give it up . It took a long fucking time to say it.

 

) those old fashioned pussies do like their long ones don't they :P

 

i may or may not be the pervert, i dont know, prove it!

 

depends where your threshold is set. if its -6 you will hear it for sure.

 

Don't let @Xupito find out you are trying to take his place in the PHOF. No, it is not Plenty of Fish. I am referring to the Pervert Hall Of Fame.

 

when i read PHOF, before i saw your definition, i read it as pervert house of fun 100% honestly did too hahaha

 

They certainly do.

Spoiler: LOOk

Signed by John Holmes and Long Dong Silver

 

TLDR/FTT. Sent my credit card info anyways. Never received the dick pics.

10/10 would buy again.

 

Spoiler: LOOk

 

This is the craziest thread I ran into it . Humor is good for the soul.

 

I cannot look at that crack.. I already have nightmares over The Pirate new "crack".
I mean the good stuff. 2 grams it's ok.

 

I am the most famous cracker right now. Everyone talking about my crack!