I would have told them to take that plug and inserted in that dirty stinky hole between their buttocks.

 

@The Pirate - I think I've found a solution to ur problem. You're called The Pirate. Rename yourself to: A Pirate, just fly under the radar. Well not fly, exactly. Sail. Err... under the.. err.. Use a submarine? =P

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E pluribus unum. Also drink rum!

 

@Sylenth.Will.Fall ooooooh... that's nasty!
That friend of yours must've been so brave that years later, he went on to play the lead in Braveheart.

 

Come now. We all need you to leave like we all need Trump to stay.

Be here now. Please.

 

These mofakars will find me. They will ask @mono to crack a submarine and chase me.

 

Heh. I think I found a problem for all us pirates if @mono chases you in a sub with a big crack in it!

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very damp releases >____>

 

I trained as a psychiatrist before moving into music. Want me to videochat-treat you?

 

Only if you are a female doctor with 48 DD

 

Hey, keep ur mind off boring medical statistics, and get back to your job! Don't you realise that it's been at least 4 minutes since the last question about Omnisphere!?

 

Every time I get a PM with such questions I will link to this thread.

 

I'll do you one better. Link to here.

 

1st one was hilarious. LMAO

 

That will get me kill. How about this one: Omnisphere 3.0



With this one they will try to kill my whole family.

 

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That dude was crazy AF. I know he is somewhere around here. I should post what my reply to him was but I dont want to instigate no shit with a demented motherfakar. He may show up at my studio with a bottle of corona virus.

 

Naw, all dude. Good luck!

 

I heard that Corona virus is round, and spheres are also round, can you help me crack corona virus please? When I try I get "unknown" error message

 

That is easily solved. You need to reformat your C: drive. That will fix the problem, I personally guarantee that you will not get that error message. I guarantee you that.

 

Hi Pirate

First things first I have uttermost respect for you and what you and other members do here and on the sister site day n night with no days off! I have never sent anybody any messages on any forums whatsover, but I can absolutely understand your situation. Im writing this commnet because few things definitely stood out to me -

1. I went through your post and I think its the quantity rather than quality that is the real culprit that's bothering you. Most of the comments you shared are people who it seems like respect you and actually look up to you for help.

2. I dont have Omnisphere but I wont lie I have thought of installing it. Then why I havent done it? Because I also know that installing Omnisphere is not an easy task at all. Here is my thoughts on Omnisphere Installation and actually any other cracked software and the primary reason Im writing this comment -> more people need to make tutorials video for installing cracked software. I genuinely believe this! Visual help is far more better and easier to understand with written Installing instruction. This is the real culprit in my opinion, some of the installation text (I also use some CGI/VFX related pirate softwares and the story is same over there) are so badly written that I can understand the popularity of Team VR. But I know ultimately its the case of who will put the bell on the cat

3. Finally, as with most things in life the real answer is MONEY or the lack of it. All of us are trying to save as much as possible, for example Im saving money so I can finally buy Native Instruments Komplete 13 Ultimate Collection (whenever it will be released) so I wont have to finally worry about sound-selection and more importantly worrying about how to install a software without breaking my desktop and my workflow.

Thanks for reading!

 

You are right about that. As I said, the majority have been super polite and respectful. Nevertheless, like in every facet of life there is a few rotten apple but I know how to deal with them.

How about creating the W4r3z Squad and having our vans go to the hoarders' residences and installing it for them. We can also do their laundry, cook for them, tidy up their places and fuck their wives. A full-service. Seriously, do you think that a video is going to solve the problem? People will bitch that @The Pirate has a fucking accent. That the video is moving too fast. On the other hand, if I don't say a word, they will bitch that @The Pirate should learn English so he can explain what he is doing. Or they will bitch that the video is not in 4K and they can't take advantage of their cracked Samsung TV. Bottom line is, regardless of how many videos instructional videos they watch, how detailed the instructions are, they simply can't do it. And the reason is not that their are idiots, the reason is that they don't spend the necessary time nor have the patience needed for it. One of my favorite quotes is by Albert Einstein in which he said: "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer". That is the key. As my signature states "the problem is not the problem.The problem is your attitude about the problem".

 

Dude it worked! I wiped my Vitamin C bottle and didn't get the error message anymore