The Pirate tells AudioZ and AudioSex: It is time to say goodbye my friends

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Feb 23, 2020.

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  1. MidYop

    MidYop Noisemaker

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    The Pirate announced it because people might still be expecting his releases in the Sister site.
     
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  2. The Pirate

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    Why do people talk without reading a whole thread. :dunno: Reading before opining is the proper way. :guru: I don't get it. Do you realize this is the HUMOR section of the Forum? :deep_facepalm: I am the one who doesn't fucking get it! :suicide:
     
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  3. Blue

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    You should say clearly this thread is a joke and you don't let AS because many ppl don't seem to understand.
     
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  4. No Avenger

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    Correct and therefore this won't happen, Foster Lager.

    After we have sold all his property and charge a steep monthly fee for his releases at AZ, we gonna buy a cruise ship, spray his logo on the hull, do a world tour, drink champagne all day long and sing 'the bitch is gone, the bitch is gone'. :yes:
     
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    Whole thread? Even worse, a simple click on the spoiler in the OP would've been enough.

    In the Humor section???
    And btw, he wrote AudioZ, not AS, just for the books. :winker:
     
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  6. indianwebking

    indianwebking Platinum Record

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    i just had an heart attack and cried before i read that. i thought you left us. :(
     
  7. ( . ) ( . )

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    oh man i was so happy when i read the title that I went to get my usual snacks then u fucked me over when i came back to read the spoiler...
     
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  8. The Pirate

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    4 real! In the humor section? I don't think i need to explain it hurther http://audiosex.pro/threads/the-pir...y-goodbye-my-friends.52279/page-2#post-456819

    I just threw AS into the mix, too. No pun intended.
     
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  9. The Pirate

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    Just shut up and show us your tits :beg:
     
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  10. Zenarcist

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    You are still a newcomer here, it's not time to leave yet :bleh: :rofl:
     
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  11. The Pirate

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    When it is time to go...it is time to go. New, old, in-between. It really doesn't matter.
     
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    Man, for a moment you had me happ... I mean worried there... :rofl:
     
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  13. FrankWhite23

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    Talk about a great guy and a good friend of mine..:mates:
     
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  14. The Pirate

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    Call off the celebration old pervert:rofl:
     
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  15. tun

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    troll level 10
     
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  16. The Pirate

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    That is correct but I am leaving @Xupito in charge of all the internal r2r releases. He will upload them as he sees fit. So please, any special request should be directed to him or his secretary @No Avenger. I had given to @Gyro Gearloose a flash drive with 20 of the most desirable plugins including Soothe, Softube v3, Soundtoys 5, and Reason 11. @Gyro Gearloose promised to upload them within a week so please, if you have any questions contact him.

    Edit: just in case some of you skeptical don't believe it. Here they are:

    25Off.png Reason11Int-large.jpg Softube-Volume-3-Banner.jpg soothe.png
     
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  17. Lois Lane

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    I'm sure that you meant to say "hither", as in, "Hither from this point forward...".

    A substitute teacher for my 6th grade class years ago handed out a math test to the class that consisted of two pages of very simple mathematical equations to solve, and 15 of the 16 students busily went ahead to finish this much too simple assignment thinking that a 100% grade would be the end result. One of the kids looked at the test and put it face down and folded her hands in front of her. As it turned out, she was the only one to have read the directions, which in this case stated to do just exactly as she had done. Alisa went on to become the valedictorian of our high school class.

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. 5teezo

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    Good bye. And much luck finding the last "missing" samples from the full Machine Factory Library. ;)
     
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  20. The Pirate

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    Where have you been? I did find the missing samples already. :headbang: @Xupito will be handling the distribution at AZ.
     
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