Like the title says, how can I get one? Any kind soul around here?

 

I'm sorry that I can't get you an invite to the subforum, but I can score you one of the coveted tickets to our exclusive rooftop pool (it includes one free pitcher of beer or a pitcher Margaritas).

 

Show me the pool, i´m thirsty i´m lost in... I think at the 13th floor elevators

 

OK, Legotron. Exit the elevator, make a right at the rock that looks like a bear and then a left at the bear that looks like a rock. When you get to the big red door with the Star of David painted in gold, knock loudly three times, wait three seconds and then knock three times more. When ( . ) ( . ) opens up the peephole and asks "Who begs enter unto the House of the Sphinx" you must not falter, you must not hesitate...exclaim at the top of your lungs and as your very life depends on it, (and it does...for if the trap door under your feet gives way at the whim of The Doorkeeper, the next stop is the cold hard pavement 13 floors below) "FOSTER IS GOD". Welcome to the club!!!