useless "Snake Oil" vst's

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  1. Plendix

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    Any EQ and any compressor compared to the stock ones of your daw. Get a friend, try to guess your beloved son of a bitch eq or compressor in comparison to the stock ones. I won't argue if you like the gui or the handling better... but soundwise it's snakeoil.
     
  2. mp5

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    For people that can not hear the existing difference a particular software makes, for better or for worse, anything they can hear not is a reason to declare that software a snake oil (because to them it doesn't 'deliver', so - to them - it is a fraud).
    Nevertheless they try to make /meaning: produce/ music for people who can hear the difference. What to expect?
    It's a funny game, everyone involved.
     
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  3. mp5

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    A bit off topic, but to illustrate the myth of "pros" and their 'competence' I was talking about.
    I found on YouTube this 'authority' guy playing $4.000.000 Guarneri violin, who can hardly ever hit a not-off-pitch note. Henryk Szeryng's pupil! So, you can be half-deaf, and build an international career in the field of sound.

     
  4. Polomo

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    https://www.lethalaudio.com/purchase-lethal-audio/

    by the definition of snake oil I think this one is

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    "Over 50GB with 13500+ sounds"

    they promote 13500+ sounds
    but 10274+ are Drums samples ( more than 76% Drums ..)
    "Variety is the spice of life"

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    "Lethal is an incredibly powerful software synthesizer plug-in with a simple, yet comprehensive interface to suit every type of producer and genre."

    ..... no it's not a synthesizer it's a Rompler

     
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  5. itisntreal

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    djing with usb drive and mp3's who cares we r all deaf
    lets streamtrain on spotify
     
  6. koto

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    i just had to create an account to say theres alot of good info here, thanks!
     
  7. blasterx

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    New Snake oil:
    NEXUS 3
     
  8. Ankit

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    Who can make a bad-ass song using only these "snake-oil" plugins mentioned in this thread?

    This is just another Snake-Oil thread.
     
  9. DSP4LiFE

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    haha nice one, what a cunt that guy is, he should film himself playing video games not synths
     
  10. Area51

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    I would say almost anything from WA productions
     
  11. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Genius idea!
    We need to tell his dad to buy him the PS5 and we need it now.
    So we get rid of him and as a bonus we have some laughs as he publish "snake oil videogames gameplays" because he didn't read the PS5 manual nor the gamepad mappings.
    Sorry, gamer fellas...
     
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  12. tommyzai

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    Any "snake oil" plugins actually work miracles?
     
  13. J Frank Badass

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    the good stuff makes up for the bad IMHO
    Bettermaker, Vertigo Sound in particular
     
  14. clone

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    Would you call The God Particle a snake oil plugin? We get so many " this is the only xyz plugin you will ever need" type of claims and hype; and TGP checks both boxes. For people who are not intermediate or better mixers, I think it is the closest "hype product", which actually does even close to what the marketing claims.
     
  15. Dan Fuerth

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    SLATE PLUGINS!!!

    Sorry for the caps but you it was worth it lol
     
  16. tori

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    Why? I don't like Slate too, but the plugins I tested did their job just fine...
     
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    Baby Audio
     
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