UJAM virtual drummer V2,waiting

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  1. pqeqe777

    pqeqe777 Newbie

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    I love the UJam virtual durm
     
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  3. Olymoon

    Olymoon MODERATOR Staff Member

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    What do you mean, waiting?
     
  4. Cav Emp

    Cav Emp Audiosexual

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    He registered today, and this is his first and only post.

    Want to take a wild guess? :rofl:
     
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  5. Olymoon

    Olymoon MODERATOR Staff Member

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    I know what you mean but, I want to be sure.
     
  6. Cav Emp

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    I feel you.

    FWIW you do a great job around here. Seems like there's still a PTSD around here from when the teams went on strike lol. But I see you, helping out people who come in ignorant of the rules and shit, while people gather the pitchforks.
     
  7. Yuri

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    He loves durms?
     
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  8. n0xin

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    fun fact:
    As long as You are waiting, You are alive! :guru: (life 1 : 0 death)
     
  9. Xupito

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    You sure? I don't see any of that.
    Just the usual religious threads about R2R-against-the-world doctrine, VR cult, no install barbarian russian repackagers...
     
  10. The Pirate

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    Watchout, we Russians will find you and repack you into a 12 bit VST, then distribute you as the Xupicabra :keys:
     
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  12. waverider

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    Guys it's obvious. "Ujam Vir Tual Durm" is the name of his fiance. That's why he says he loves her. Calls her THE Ujam Vir Tual Durm because it's the one and only woman of his dreams. V2 is the "verymuchaboveground 2" platform of the train station where he's waiting for her to arrive. She took the day off to stroll through the Pirates of the Carribean theme park in Hamsterdam, but she's lost, so she came here to ask if anyone has seen her? Who can help this young lad?
     
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    I don't understand why someone should love a bunch of loops. For drums, there are much better options.
     
  14. Cav Emp

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    You guys are scary. Anybody else watch fighting? The freaking Russians are taking over... I suspect the Russian government made Khabib Nurmagomedov in a test tube and sent him to the mountains to live off the land and hunt for food with his bare hands until he came of age to start swinging other grown men around by the ankles like plush toys.

    Yeah I didn't want to stomp on the guy's enthusiasm, but I got DOPE and EDEN as freebies and... meh. Like the meh of all meh's. I frankly can't find an excuse to use them
     
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  15. Gyro Gearloose

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    Cav Emp
    watch on yt

    Dany Bill - The Technical Genius (Highlights) [720p]
     
  16. Cav Emp

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    oooh dirty dirty move at about 1:15. swept the dude and kneed him in the head as he got to his hands and knees. edit - actually i've seen him do it a good 3 or 4 more times now in this video. wtf. That's not even legal in MMA. No way there's a muay thai rule set that allows that? He's just extra dirty, right?

    looks like a fun fighter to watch though. I just kind of got into watching kickboxing and Muay Thai as a result of Israel Adesanya making such a splash in MMA. I always kind of hated how the clinch breaks disrupt the momentum of a fight, but once you get used to it, it is definitely an exciting sport.
     
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    Better tell that to that %%&#%$^ @Xupito. He don't want us looking for him and turning him into a Xupicabra. We don't play.

    Signed by Солнцевская братва.
     
  18. Olymoon

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    Ok guys, lots of fun, but I assume that the OP's intention is a request, so I'll have to delete this thread, or pass it to humor section.
    Please cast your vote lol
     
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    @Olymoon This thread needs to be moved to the "lovers" section. OP said " I love the UJam virtual durm" According to @waverider, DURM is the name of the fiance. Man is in love. Don't break his heart deleting his love message.
     
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    Cav Emp me myself and i suggest put it in sports section....kidding

    its common tactics....thats muay thai ...its deadly...hehheh
    i think its allowed in mma too....
    thats sort of oldskool muay thay.he is the foreigner legend , from camerun...lives in france as trainer.the 90ies were golden age of muay thai...
    check the american chick on yt she has over 300 fights....she trains with all the legends from back then...
    Code:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSv-6U4-Ul4
    check out
    Buakaw Banchamek and
    Saenchai


    also must watch on yt:

    BUAKAW GETS ANGRY BECAUSE OF RULE BREAKING


    also ....must check...yt:

    Val Riazanov Advanced Ballistic Strikes Volume 1, Russian Martial Arts, Systema and Self Defense [720p]




    muay thay,brasilien jijitsu and boxing....thats most effective..

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    and always run if you see a knife...at least grab a light but stable chair
     
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  21. It;s not as funny as Fat Woman Falls Down Hole.

     
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