You messin with ma theme tune, punk?

 

You Got a head like a dropped Pie, I've heard better dross in lift of my accountants office. You look like one of those craft beer drinking hipster twats. is that enuff...?

 

It's no better than what's stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Just stop making music altogether and do us all a favor. There is absolutely no redeeming feature to what you are passing off as music and the world will be better off without it.

 

Meh..

 

I wonder why nobody wrote the following sentence:
"this song is a masterpiece of modern art, it is impossible to criticize it, indeed it is necessary to give an Oscar to the career of this great artist".
It is the one and only acceptable reaction to my music
You are all a bunch of scoundrels who can't recognize genius and innovation

 

Because it is a piece of crap.

You are right but we certainly CAN recognize delusional, Vince Clarke's wannabes like you. BTW, thanks for the gear, and the Vodka. Tonite, Im going to have dinner at your favorite restaurant in downtown, and will order the most expensive bottle of wine. When I have finished, I will tell them to put it on your tab. I deserve as much for listening to your crappy song and illusions of grandeur.

Edit: I almost forgot. Bro where is the freaking Xoxbox? It was not in the gear you gave me. I want that too. Bring it to the restaurant. You would not know how to use it. Should I wear a bulletproof vest to the restaurant?

 

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quite nice
Some funky notes..a couple of off time notes with the delay..but interesting stuff..
if only it was a lil edgy
like the style.
cheers

 

Here you go:
This song is no masterpiece of any kind of art, it is impossible not to talk it down, indeed it is necessary to give a booby price to the career of this, well, let's called it 'artist', for now.

Is this better?

 

This song is a masterpiece of modern art, it is impossible to criticize it, indeed it is necessary to give an Oscar to the career of this great artist.

Of course, THAT explains it - you're actually a highly-capable (nay, genius) actor, merely mimicking the part of a talentless, derivative musician, caught forever in the gloopy amber of long-dead dinosaur dance musak.

Your pre-shrunk hardware setup is pretty dinky though... and surely useful: you certainly could hide all of that nano-kit in your skanky pants when you collect that long-overdue oscar... where you can finally slay those unbelievers with one of your banal, 8 minute 'tunes'...

@recycle hollywood... we - the chosen few - will be able to tell the future youth where we heard it first! Damn, i know i'm not worthy, but sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time i guess...

 

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You know, in all honesty I would rather eat a Fluffernutter sandwich than listen to your music, and that says a whole lot. Nasty stuff, that Fluff, nasty stuff.

fallout vault experiments list

 

Criticism? Not so sure about the music, but Just using a Volca is destructive enough!

 

Sucks ass BIG TIME, haven't even seen page 1 of this thread you moron. Good enough?