Sounddesign using fart sounds

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  1. teach me plz

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    Thank you so much, im gonna get this!
     
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    I'm almost sure that someone will create a sample lib about this.
    After all, we already have some vomit presets for Serum...
     
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    I'm seeing a lot of talk about this but only seems like hot air. I'm sure some of you know about my special set of skills, but I have a power from within if any challengers should choose to step forward here.
     
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    You try to fart on one of my microphones and I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS.

    Now back to our regularly scheduled program.



     
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    Wow, what a semi-professional recording engineer
     
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    Ive got the freq spectrum of my c414 and re20 ready to capture the full depth of my organic thunder, somebody make my day I dare you:knock:
     
  9. It's getting someone to sing on it afterwards that separates the pros from the amateurs.
     
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    What does your pop filter look like after any session? Maybe you track Taylor Swift but my old clientelle made it look like they not only flatulized on it but vomit also...
     
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    You're twisting things. You've been asked, not to call horseshit, and other words of the same kind, VST or programs in threads were members were asking help for it. In short: not to write off topic negative comments in threads.

    In your own thread you can do all the scatology you want.
     
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    the best thing is, we create a file on cloud with all farts from Audio members with differents techniques, from different country, different taste, different emotions and efforts!
    That's is music!:guru::rofl:
     
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    and all that leads to "Kackophonie" ?:rofl::lmao:
     
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    ...and proud.

    I'm more into BYOM (Bring Your Own Mic) and say that as the last time someone tried to fart on my Beyerdynamic MC930, they thought it rather clever to pull down their pants and underwear, and as they were grinning from ear to ear as tape was rolling, lost balance, the microphone winding up 6 inches up their rectum. Shane pulled it out weeping in tears of agony, the mic bloody and shit laden, and after a four hour emergency bowel surgery and almost self perferating his descending colon, he was no longer smiling after finally coming out of anaesthesia. The capsule of the MC930 was done for and Beyerdynamic refused the service citing health concerns to their technicians. He still has a drain up his anus to make sure any pus from the wound in not reabsorbed into his body.



    Sadness all around from want of a fart capture. YMMV.
     
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    ooops nevermind, someone already posted this....
     
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    Come on Lois Lane.... this is TOO much!!!!!

    Sitting here with a donut and a cup of coffee!

    Bad taste :dunno:
     
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    Sorry, was in a mood. It has now been rectified.
     
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