One of them!

"Talk To Me"

There was a moon and a street lamp
I didn't know I drank such a lot
'Till I pissed a tequila-anaconda
The full length of the parking lot!
Oh, I talk too loose
Again I talk too open and free
I pay a high price for my open talking
Like you do for your silent mystery

Come and talk to me
Please talk to me
Talk to me, talk to me
Mr. Mystery

We could talk about Martha
We could talk about landscapes
I'm not above gossip
But I'll sit on a secret where honor is at stake!
Or we could talk about power
About Jesus and Hitler and Howard Hughes
Or Charlie Chaplin's movies
Or Bergman's nordic blues
Please just talk to me
Any old theme you choose
Just come and talk to me
Mr. Mystery, talk to me

You could talk like a fool-I'd listen
You could talk like a sage
Anyway the best of my mind
All goes down on the strings and the page
That mind picks up all these pictures
It still gets my feet up to dance
Even though it's covered with keyloids
From the "slings and arrows of outrageous romance"
I stole that from Willy the Shake!
You know--"Neither a borrower nor a lender be"
Romeo, Romeo talk to me!

Is your silence that golden?
Are you comfortable in it?
Is it the key to your freedom
Or is it the bars on your prison?
Are you gagged by your ribbons?
Are you really exclusive or just miserly?
You spend every sentence as if it was marked currency!
Come and spend some on me--
Shut me up and talk to me!
I'm always talking!
Chicken squawking!
Please talk to me

 

Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm...
Well Uncle Doc's nurse used a needle with ungodly charm
Walking down the hall, the dentist loomed through the door
I saw an X-ray of a girl passing gas
The one shot theory got a query things got rolling at last
Hey, hey, hey - daddy why'd ya die in the war?
Jesus, Hitler, Buddha, Santa, Mary, Klaus partied thrice more
Well death got arrested and the sky was the ocean that day
The words got twisted and history didn't know what to say
God, dog, sex, death, life... now I'm feeling old
These images were conjured up by talking on the telephone
I saw an X-ray of a girl passing gas
Oh my god it seems like just the other day
But it might have been one hundred years before
Well I know there is no other way
We only have to wonder what it's for

 

Lard!
Lard!
Lard! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky
Lard! Floats by in clusters in our water supply
Lard! It's in all of us, man. In our pores, and in our hair
Lard! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear

Lard is all
Lard is divine
Lard is in control
Lard whips and chains our soul
We carry credit cards
We live in fear of art
Lard is the Om
Lard is revolution
Lard is the tapeworm,
in the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night,
And sneaks up and bite your nipples

Lard
Lard!

Nowadays, most of us need someone to run our personal life
Someone to see that the plants are watered
Someone to make sure the place is clean
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting
Someone to call for theater tickets
Some one to make up those cheap excuses
What we need is Lard!

Lard!

The answer
The dancer
The ointment
The dream

Absorb it
Inflame it
Respect it
Molest it

Lard!
Lard!

The country, right now, it wants to be soothed
And told it doesn't have to pay, or sacrifice, or learn
No one is over the hill, when the mountain comes to Mohammed
Lard! Lard! Lard!

We love to eat
We love to pray
Mold over mind - Hooray!

The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!

Every time I take a crap, it's a cosmic experience
Religion, and chemicals are the keys to the future
Next time that we have sex, just pretend that I'm Ed Meese
The weasels have it down, man. It's a whole new age

Lard!

Which would you prefer? A computer, or a gun?
The sharks outlived the dinosaurs, you know

The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!

Pity the poor trainer in the stable when the racehorse farts
Poison Oak really is the aphrodisiac of the gods
When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks
Hey, man. Life is my college
YEEEEOOOWW!!!!

It's dental floss of the mind
Who will baby sit the baby sitters?

Ever hear about the guy in New York,
who's dick fell of in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
It's okay to run out of butter in Zambia,
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first? Max Headroom, or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
If you love your fun, DIE FOR IT!

Die for Lard!

The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!

Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?
Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?
Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?
Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?

The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!

Avoid! Everything!
Avoid! Everything!
Avoid! Everything!
Avoid! Everything!
Everything!
Everything!
Everything!
Everything!
Everything!
Everything!
Everything!
Everything!

The Power of Lard!
The Power of Lard!

LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
LARD!

 

Praise the Lard! Hallelujah! For the Lard is risen!!!!

 

Roxette - It Must Have Been Love
https://123tubevid.club/watch/UIgjIvPH5cmIvs1

 

Last edited: Apr 17, 2020

Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

 

this music is inspiring!