https://www.kickstarter.com/project...y&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=35dsa.fnd.to

Just another (and not that great, IMHO) guitar simulator. Blech! Ick!

This reminds me of those "I'll spend all my time and money inventing what's not needed" guys you see on Sharktank/Dragon's Den. I want to throttle them and say, "It's been done - nobody will buy this! Stop putting time into this!!"

Thoughts?

 

Because https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ryangrepper/coolest-cooler-21st-century-cooler-thats-actually

 

buy cheapest guitar and just play... you eve don't need to know how and it will sound better
...as the time advance you will eventually learn it how to play, which is also +

 

it is really not that great. And a piano player that picks up a guitar can probably learn to play the style this dude plays in the video in 2 hours? Simple 8 th powerchord shreddering.

 

Well... they DID already make a virtual guitar that sounds like a goose being strangled...

(also, this demo here sounds like a mixture of some Casio tones and Image-Line's Boo Bass..)

 

part of me wants wedge force just so i can slather it in guitar rig and amplitube sludge metal patches

 

So you haven't heard of Shreddage? Or more than several other virtual guitars that do the same and do it better than this?

About that "cooler" thing... speechless. It's the new "dumber than the dumb". Take some shit [literal], shape it as an X-man, colour it in vivid colours and Americans will buy it. Just 9.95!

 

Bad sound sounds bad.

 

Pledge $50 or more
1x "Keemun Bass" License Key
You will receive your own personal license key for our upcoming software synthesizer "Keemun Bass" used in all demo songs (exclusively available only to KickStarter backers).

Includes:

• 1x License for "Keemun Bass" software synthesiser
• Inspirational Digital Poster

 

Gotta dig (NOT) those studded bracelets in the video to prove this dude knows how to rock (NOT).

I won't dignify them by calling them wristbands.

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They're big on its' 'inspirational' nature.

And they're right!
Just not perhaps how they intended.

Inspires:

Headaches

Nausea

Vomiting

Urge to inflict great bodily harm on idiots trying to (badly) reinvent the wheel:

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