Bro you're not woke enough. There are ancient pyramids underneath the burmuda triangle. That's where all the ships disappear to. They are living peacefully in a life of prosperity with the Mayans and the Aztecs in an underground utopia.
If you rotate pictures of Jupiter precisely 87.3 degrees to the left, you can see ancient aliens having a kegger party. 87.3 degrees - think about this - 8 plus 7 plus 3 equals 18. Know what else equals 18? 6 plus 6 plus 6. The illuminati is real! Satan is coming!
Also, John F Kennedy never got assassinated. He is living the highlife on a planet called Proxima B.
And... pepe the frog just came out of the closet. You know what that means? Confirmation that they are putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay! Just as Alex Jones speculated!
Also I think I found out where Audioutopia went - You know those ancient pyramids underneath the Bermuda triangle I previously mentioned? They invented it thousands of years ago but recently an ancient civilization called the "Iloks" tried to annex it Audioutopia they had to go back and reclaim their underground land of peace and prosperity. Now they're rebuilding the kingdom to make it even more prosperous.
And icebergs can't break ships, you goons! Titanic was an inside job!
Some conspiracy theorists claim the world is run by lizard people. It's not. It's run by the Insectoids.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!


*****Intense sarcasm intended. In no way do I actually believe any of this.*****

 

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Seriously speaking, this is so true: "Some conspiracy theorists claim the world is run by lizard people. It's not. It's run by the Insectoids."

Those bloody bugs... Our world is ruled by bugs.

 

Blimey!

 

Buddy, i am inclined to disagree. According to this highly recognized by the universe's authorities scientific book, it is ran by mice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

 

damn... I can't find a dictionary to download for mac... everything offered is coming up windows...

 

Afrikaans: resep
Arabic: وصفة
Azerbaijani: resept
Belarusian: рэцэпт
Bulgarian: рецепта
Bengali: প্রণালী
Bosnian: recept
Catalan: recepta
Cebuano: resipe
Czech: recept
Welsh: rysáit
Danish: opskrift
German: Rezept
Greek: συνταγή
English: recipe
Esperanto: recipe
Spanish: receta
Estonian: retsept
Basque: errezeta
Persian: دستور آشپزی
Finnish: resepti
French: recette
Irish: oideas
Galician: receita
Gujarati: રેસીપી
Hausa: girke-girke
Hindi: विधि
Hmong: recipe
Croatian: recept
Haitian Creole: resèt
Hungarian: recept
Armenian: բաղադրատոմսը
Indonesian: resep
Igbo: uzommeputa
Icelandic: uppskrift
Italian: ricetta
Hebrew: מתכון
Japanese: レシピ
Javanese: resep
Georgian: რეცეპტი
Kazakh: рецепті
Khmer: រូបមន្ត
Kannada: ಪಾಕವಿಧಾನ
Korean: 레시피
Latin: recipe
Lao: ສູດ
Lithuanian: receptas
Latvian: recepte
Malagasy: fomba fahandro
Maori: te tunu
Macedonian: рецепт
Malayalam: പാചകക്കുറിപ്പ്
Mongolian: жор
Marathi: पाककृती
Malay: resipi
Maltese: riċetta
Myanmar (Burmese): ဆေးစာ
Nepali: नुहाउने
Dutch: recept
Norwegian: oppskrift
Chichewa: Chinsinsi
Punjabi: ਵਿਅੰਜਨ
Polish: Przepis
Portuguese: receita
Romanian: reţetă
Russian: рецепт
Sinhala: වට්ටෝරුව
Slovak: recept
Slovenian: recept
Somali: farmaajo
Albanian: recetë
Serbian: рецепт
Sesotho: recipe
Sundanese: resep
Swedish: recept
Swahili: mapishi
Tamil: செய்முறையை
Telugu: రెసిపీ
Tajik: дорухат
Thai: สูตรอาหาร
Filipino: recipe
Turkish: yemek tarifi
Ukrainian: рецепт
Urdu: ہدایت
Uzbek: retsept
Vietnamese: công thức
Yiddish: רעצעפּט
Yoruba: ohunelo
Chinese: 食谱
Chinese (Simplified): 食谱
Chinese (Traditional): 食譜
Zulu: iresiphi

 

my god.... where else could I possibly find a multi-page thread dedicated to the shpelling... of "recipe"

I love you audiosex.. I truly loaf you .... ooops pardon my sepellin'

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thanks for yours human people wasted many days to developing another babel tower

 

Tha nhame is bhoynd, Ja....

Sorry no, my Sean Connery Impression is just shocking!

 

How can this thread exist? I distinctively remember that I cut the world's communication in my playthrough of Deus Ex...

 

"girke-girke" I gotta remember this one. Not a trace of Latin roots in this. Definitely.