Hello!

I see a modern language: half English (it's still an 80% composed of spoiled Latin). "English is spoiled French", so keep quiet our smaller brothers from Arabic Paris

Russian! It is spoken from Hamburg to Vladivostok (where the fuck is this?). It turned out that on most of the Ecumenical World they speak Russian (google it, gentlemen, google it).

We will write everything down with Chinese characters, because it's fashionable in the first place. Secondly it's compact: the phrase "I hate you just because you are" is recorded in one hieroglyph.

Profit?

 

Last edited: Aug 12, 2017

ǝɯ oʇ dn ǝpᴉs ʇɥɓᴉɹ spunoS

 

it's been tried before.
it was a mx of languages called esperanto.

the guy who invented drowned dead because whilst he was asking for help but no one understood him, they thought he was kidding.

 

Kio amaso de la renoj de dingo, pli freneza ol kesto de ranoj.