Lovers love singing for the same reason that a child whistles in the dark.

-August Strindberg

 

We have to laugh before the sky gets down on our head.
We have to laugh to prevent the sky to fall.

Originally in In french:

Faut rigoler, faut rigoler
Avant qu'le ciel nous tomb' sur la tête
Faut rigoler, faut rigoler
Pour empêcher le ciel de tomber


Henry Salvador

 

"The great thieves lead away the little thief."
Diogenes

 

“It is not important to be better than someone else, but to be better than yesterday.”
— Kano Jigoro

wish i had the will to follow these teachings lol

 

"It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude."

Bloodhound Gang, Dimes

 

"Only close-minded people get offended, because their belief set is so rigid, when questioned they feel pain and discomfort from the effects of cognitive dissonance" - Don Freeman

 

“Where words fail, music speaks.”

― Hans Christian Andersen

 

"There are three methods to gaining wisdom. The first is reflection, which is the highest. The second is limitation, which is the easiest. The third is experience, which is the bitterest."

Confucius

 

“The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on, page after page, it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.”
― Robert Anton Wilson

 

"Life's not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but rather by the amounts life takes our breath away"

 

Knowledge is power. Know your daw, plug-ins, presets, samples and Kontakt instruments inside-out before hoarding new ones. - jayxflash 2017

 

"If you're creating anything at all, it's really dangerous to care about what people think."
Kristen Wiig

 

"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."

Otto von Bismarck

 

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Robert Anton Wilson

 

on his deathbed..

"Either that wallpaper goes.... or I do !" Oscar Wilde

 

"Don't panic, this is noise. Its a good thing." - Dave Pensado, 2017.

 

"You're fired." - Donald Trump.

 

Love, love is a verb.
Love is a doing word.

- Elizabeth Fraser/Massive Attack

Probably inspired by Stephen Covey, not sure which came first.

 

"Big Brother isn't watching you, you're watching him". Found written on a toilet wall in North wales in the early eighties, well before the TV program...huh.

 

Clasic 60's quote from John Wayne...I laughed so much I nearly shat myself