Can someone PM me and walk me through? This is like a bad Meth nightmare from the 90's I used to have.

 

if you are looking for warez tech support then you might be in the wrong place

for the price of an ounce of meth you might be able to buy a years worth of adobe cloud

other then that, cs6 will work fine as warez btw

 

Get the most recent scene release and follow the instructions?
Disconnect the internet, install as a demo or not. I found this doesnt matter for me. Then run the most recent painter patcher and locate the amt.lib file for each adobe product and patch it.

I also do this, although its not mandatory, its just common sense.
Then go into your startup and services and disable all the adobe update and cloud services and start up programs. Add all the adobe ips to your host file.
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