Introducing the New Signature Touch. Combining the finest English craftsmanship, cutting-edge technology and exclusive services, we continue our dedication to the extraordinary. € 8.400,00

I ordered four. For my wife, for myself and my two children...

http://www.vertu.com/be/en/collections/signature-touch/

 

Paying $8,400 for what? A black screen? The web page apperas empty.

 

Work for me.

http://www.vertu.com/be/en/collections/signature/

 

But its handcrafted ...... lol

 

Haha, paying for your personal Lifestyle-Manager! Oh, and in case you need to recharge your phone - the usb cable of course isn't included. € 65 (yes, just the cable). You prefer a wireless recharging station? € 495 Bam! You need a smaller recharger for your journeys? Only € 70! The trick? Well, it's one recharger per country (no adapters). Europe, Australia, US, GB - € 70 each... let's not mention the € 495 speakers (Bose, Teufel? No.) or the € 610 headphones (at least made by Bang & Olufsen).
But the best thing: Anyone with a smartphone needs a ballpen (?) - only € 360. The pen, not the phone!

 

there's a sucker born every minute.

~p.t. barnum

 

Works now. NoScript blocks too much sites, sometimes. Anyway, if I could spend €8,400 I prefer choose something better (ie escort 1-week subscription ).

 

Last edited: Sep 24, 2016

damn, that's ugly.