NEW SIGNATURE TOUCH

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  1. LV4-26

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    Introducing the New Signature Touch. Combining the finest English craftsmanship, cutting-edge technology and exclusive services, we continue our dedication to the extraordinary. € 8.400,00 :woot:

    I ordered four. For my wife, for myself and my two children... :cool:

    http://www.vertu.com/be/en/collections/signature-touch/
     
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    Paying $8,400 for what? A black screen? The web page apperas empty.
     
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    But its handcrafted ...... lol
     
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    Haha, paying for your personal Lifestyle-Manager! Oh, and in case you need to recharge your phone - the usb cable of course isn't included. € 65 (yes, just the cable). You prefer a wireless recharging station? € 495 Bam! You need a smaller recharger for your journeys? Only € 70! The trick? Well, it's one recharger per country (no adapters). Europe, Australia, US, GB - € 70 each... let's not mention the € 495 speakers (Bose, Teufel? No.) or the € 610 headphones (at least made by Bang & Olufsen).
    But the best thing: Anyone with a smartphone needs a ballpen (?) - only € 360. The pen, not the phone!
     
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    there's a sucker born every minute.

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    Works now. NoScript blocks too much sites, sometimes. Anyway, if I could spend €8,400 I prefer choose something better (ie escort 1-week subscription :)).
     
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    damn, that's ugly.
     
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