This is pretty good

 

Hey Michael, I'm in. No worries, I'll bring a ukulele. See you here.

 

so whats this guys family name? Not Jackson by any chance?

If so, count me in

 

I'll be bringing my nose flute

 

now if they could just find a Martin ukelele..imagine the musical fury that would be unleashed..

@superliquidsunshine i think you should bring your violin to the audition as well..

 

why dolphins?

 

It's my daughter's violin. I just mistreat it from time to time.

@Lepow .. Why not dolphins?

 

@superliquidsunshine something about trust mate, have you seen one of those humping divers under the water?

 

Hey Michael !.....I've heard @superliquidsunshine 's truly unique violin playing so if he can cancel his daughter's music lessons for a while he is definitely your man and partner you are looking for. Not sure about his Uke skills though so you will have to take a chance on that one !
He has a nice yellow hat and can surf too......

 

Eight mutherfucking songs about Hitler?

 

I spoke to Michael yesterday. He said the songs aren't about Hitler himself persay, but rather the pieces are based on the perspective of Hitler's decision to invade through the eyes of varied individuals affected by the decision; a foot soldier in the German army that just became engaged to his childhood sweetheart and his hopes of coming home a hero in her eyes, an old woman who owns a chocolate factory in St. Petersburg whose grandson was to be in charge of production but now needs to fight on the Eastern Front, a football coach in Manheim who's dream of a winning season is dashed by his three best players entering flight school and joining the Luftwaffe, etc.

 

I really had no idea. I find it all disturbing, funny, sad and interesting all at the same time. We live in interesting times.

 

Please make songs for me

 

Go on...admit it...I know you doubted our friend Michael !!!

I think I may have found the Dolphin rap. Even more spooky he credits himself by the name of 'Jackson' !!!!!

http://superforest.org/2009/08/dolphins-are-awesome-the-rap-the-lyrics/

And i quote:

"I realize that my verbage in the Dolphin Rap might be a bit incomprehensible. So here’s the lyrics I’m spitting like hot fire.

“This is Jackson, and today I’d like to talk about…
Dolphins! They are the best.
Look good in a hat. Look good in a vest.
They are magicians! Magic from the sea.
Friend to the whale and friend to you and me.

Dolphins!
(I never saw such a happy fish!)
(I love the way they leap and play!)
And now I’d like to introduce you to my special friend…
(We call him)
Dolphin! Dolphin!
Master of the sea, cause he’s got a masters degree in Oceanography!
Oooooooh!
What more can you say? I mean, that’s basically it, right?
Oop! Oh wait, no. Wait, no. There’s more!

What about the Walrus?!
The walrus is good too, but a dolphin is cuter, has a higher IQ.
Ha ha! Right. You ready for this? I’m gonna drop some science.
Here we go:
The dolphin is warm-blooded! Cares deeply for its young!
But equally important, dolphins know how to have fun!
Fishermen!
You are the best!
So careful with your hooks, so skillful with your nets.
Nets, nets, nets, nets…

A good fisherman knows, that the dolphin is his friend.
Dolphins saving fishermen time and time again.
Now the time has come to return the favor.
Be a dolphin’s hero! Be a dolphin life-saver!

A good fisherman knows, that the dolphin is his friend.
Dolphins saving fishermen time and time again!
Time and time again!

Dolphins!
Dolphins!
Dolphins!

Dolphins are awesome!”

 

I love hitler.. Let's all love each other :D No hate...
Let's create music..