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Discussion in 'Our Music' started by martel80, Jun 2, 2016.

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Whats the meaning of creation for you ?

  1. Imitating my brah, Brah !

  2. So my Brah say , ''yeah Brah'' followed by a trendy expression

  3. When a cheapass blog feature my music like huffington post about actual facts.

  4. When it include Trap Brah

  5. No.... Twerk is the shit yo !

  6. Moombahton loco, conche tu madre

  7. Creation is for looser, I want to build a Big Fuckin Wall

  8. Creation ? Do i look like a scientist....i prefer the Gym

  9. I like my Creation like my Girlfriend tities, Fake and in formated shape.

  10. Creation is when you open the bible and then eve eat an apple , then you marry your sister !

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  1. martel80

    martel80 Producer

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    Between 2 fapping session and an irritating Pop music listening mostly led by Diplo and Skrillex new trash for dummies music, i did this.

    Theres no trap, no twerk, no moombahton and obviously no fight with david guetta involved in this project.

    It was fun and now i can Fap AND listen to my own music without having industry leaders balls on my chin.....A luxury a lot of young bedroom electronic music producer dont have.

    ''Support my music Brah'' Said a pair of tities producers.

    Hope you choke on a big mac while listening to this.

    [soundcloud url="" params="auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true" width="100%" height="450" iframe="true" /]

     
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    ( . ) ( . ) Audiosexual

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    lmfaooooo. what the literal fuck?

    im loving audiosex these days, so many people becoming like me :D
     
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  4. Impressive

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    I just taught my penis how to cum in-sync with any song's tempo. So if the song's tempo is precisely 128BPM, that means I cum precisely 128 times per minute. I just did it to all these songs. LOL
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Nimbuss

    Nimbuss Platinum Record

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    ' U Rinate ' is my favorite, I've always loved soft synth music, " Trap " drums just make sense to me, Acoustic drums can become fatiguing to me (at times) (So do UBER LOUD DISTORTED sub kick drums) Synthetic programmed drums just sound great on most sound systems to me.

    Nice body of work, power to Ü :mates:
     
  6. martel80

    martel80 Producer

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    I think you'll need to reprogram it.
    There's no 128 bpm music in there :bleh:
     
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    I actually choked
     
  8. Impressive

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    Twas an example. I can do ANY BPM. And, I've learned how to arpeggiate, trance gate and talkbox the ejaculation process. LOL
     
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  10. martel80

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    But have you grown your own tree to build your violon, oh you kind sir ?
    Thats also an example
    hihi
     
  11. Dread_J

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    oh man ... I pressed play, like a fool ...
    now .... which one of you kind Sirs could point me the direction to the loo, I gotta take a dump.

    In the meantime, since there's a lot of Great Classical Music lovers here, I may have a question.
    Gotta song stuck in my head, could anyone tell me the name of the Artist if I post the lyrics here ?
    If I remember well,here's the "plan" of this piece of art

    1er couplet
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub
    WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB



    2eme couplet
    wub WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB wub
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB wub wub
    WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB


    (chorus )

    Wub wub wub wub
    WUB WUB WUB
    WUB WUB WUB WUB


    3eme couplet
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB wub wub
    WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB wub
    wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

    4eme couplet
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub
    WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
    wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub WUB WUB



    (chorus )

    Wub wub wub wub
    WUB WUB WUB
    WUB WUB WUB WUB


    I'm not english/american, so I may have misheard some words of the song.
    Jeez, now I got that song again in my head .... gotta take another dump
     
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  12. martel80

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    Je crois que c'est celle si :

     
  13. Dread_J

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    Best Answer
    arf ... j'ai tenu 5 secondes, j'aime pas le klug en fait

     
  14. martel80

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    C'est pourtant la chanson que tu as decris !
     
  15. Dread_J

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    'foiré :rofl: .... ouais t'as pas tort là, mais ça manque de wubwub kamême.
     
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