C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says,
"Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying,
"Excuse me; I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says,
"Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says,
"You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

 

You just augmented my mind man. Or maybe I'm just too diminished right now to take it all in.

 

I heard F was the 4th suspect in a cluster of major events happening that night.
Caught plowing shots to A, who turned out be 13! F said it's all a stretch,
but G swears to have been in the middle of it all.

 

Puntastic

I'm going to refrain from joining in though ...

 

Did this really happen or aria joking?

 

Fuck a of you lol, but seriously puns are awful and awesome concurrently... well played sir, well played!!!

 

How do most musicians bake a pie?

Quietly at first, then with crescendo.