C, E-flat and G go into a bar...

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  1. webhead

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    C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says,
    "Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

    So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying,
    "Excuse me; I'll just be a second."

    Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says,
    "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

    E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says,
    "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

    Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
     
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  3. killa

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    You just augmented my mind man. Or maybe I'm just too diminished right now to take it all in.
     
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    I heard F was the 4th suspect in a cluster of major events happening that night.
    Caught plowing shots to A, who turned out be 13! F said it's all a stretch,
    but G swears to have been in the middle of it all.
     
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    Puntastic :wink:

    I'm going to refrain from joining in though ...
     
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    Did this really happen or aria joking? :woot:
     
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    Fuck a of you lol, but seriously puns are awful and awesome concurrently... well played sir, well played!!!
     
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    How do most musicians bake a pie?

    Quietly at first, then with crescendo.
     
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