Imagine u-he as a stable with a small variety of hoes who look and smell very attractive on the outside. However, these hoes are infected with AIDS and several other STDs inside. If you pay the price to sleep with one of these hoes the stable will supply you with none other than a condom which has been very well known to break on many customers during sex. As a result, the perspective of many poor men and rich men with strong principals of integrity is they should be able to "hit it for free" if at all when it comes to hoes of that nature.

There are so many attractive hoes in the world.. some which you already have access to and can hit it any time you want.. some which may look even better, and do it better too. Yet the truth is sad.. the reason you want to tap these u-he hoes so bad is because they are so into the habit of playing hard to get, and thus acting of some higher level of importance to a degree well enough to fool "you". If you know these hoes are infected and flawed inside why give them the time of day? As credit it's probably because some doctors keep presenting these hoes claiming to have rid them of their diseases so they can witness others put their dick in and explode.

People should stop nurturing and feeding these hoes ego. One, by not giving them any money. And two, by not paying them any outward compliments that fuel their ego as well. Instead, let their pimp set these bitches straight or be forced to dig a grave for his forbidden fruit.

 

Get drunk much? :D

 

Haha.. not at all.

 

I take it you're not U-He's biggest fan then?

 

Now that's a high-quality* weed right there.

*pun intended

 

I don't like the way u-he operates from a marketing scheme/perspective.. no.

 

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I appreciate the feedback but there are no drugs or intoxicating substances involved in this. I simply chose to deliver it metaphorically (which should be easy to decipher) to make it more fun/interesting. I can put it in blunt terms if there's anyone who seriously doesn't understand what represents what in the metaphor.

 

i bet this thread reaches page 10 in no time...

and i pretty much agree with the OP

 

Okay, imagine someone stood outside the whore house lusting after the prettiest ladies of the night on the inside, but with nothing in their pockets but holes, lust turns to pain, and another 'I hate u-he' thread is born to the internet.

Done, the end, close topic.

 

U-Hoe ? !!

Well there's an interesting analogy. Nicely written!! Although I've yet to find any plug-in that can get me off with a "happy ending"... I guess anything's possible though (like that iPhone vibro f**ker).

 

It's your opinion... good or bad... but it's not mine. I bought Zebra2 (+2 years ago) and Hive (some months ago) and use it often. I had no problem, never.

 

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db, if you put half as much effort into your job as you did into that "post" you would probably be able to afford the plugins you are complaining time-bombed out on you. There is no other way to interpret your complaining except "I am entitled to whatever software I want and I don't want to pay. Who cares if it is someones livelihood, I should get it for free."

U-he makes excellent instruments, he should get paid for them. Can you seriously not understand that? I think it is hilarious that they bomb out on freeloaders. He could make them do much worse things to your system, be grateful he only takes his product away instead of cutting off your hands like they do to thieves in the middle east.

Grow up and pay for the stuff you want.

 

They sell a product. It's not like u-he is Nestle, drilling for water in Africa and then selling the water to poor African people which have no other option.

 

I'm happy to hear you've had no problem in your experience. Although I still see a lot of negative reviews about u-he customers' plugin/s becoming unregistered at times based on u-he's tangled up security schemes. There are hassles for some.

 

I don't want their "stuff". Read between the lines. I have no problem spending money on what I "want".. and not on what I feel is tainted.

 

I've never had that experience owning Diva and Hive.
How about you go to their support forum on kvr and link back here all the examples you can find that back up your claims.

 

Well, you have really laid out a strong case. With all of your "facts" and "actual experiences". You sound like a spoiled brat on bath salts (and not the good ones).

 

Yet another U-He whiner. Dont like his stuff, dont use it. Its that simple.

And yes, i saved up my money for months to afford Diva and Presswerk.

Very glad i did as well, was all worth it and i've never had any problems with either of them.

 

hive diva zebra are top notch

 

It's a fact this online thread doesn't grant you the ability to prove you can stand directly in a man's face and chastise what they say so comfortably. ClaudeBalls, you sound like one who never takes the opportunity to show they have "balls" in the street.

 

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